From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My myriad muncha's of the Mango Morel, ercently I ercieved an email from   
   sebral a you, axerin how I achieve my legindree MACHISMO.  So here's a few   
   secrets:   
      
   1. Fuck up otha peopel's computas.  If yhere fit or speek "proppa" Englitch or   
   read books, steel the hod dribe outta there computa.  It'll gib ya a real   
   "lift" in the manly depotmint.   
      
   2. Go long periods wit no baff or showa.  You'll SMELL like a man.   
      
   3.  Burp.  Offin.  LOUD.   
      
   4.  Shit in yer pance.   
      
   5.  Play vidyagames.  With little boys like my friend's Gunzilla, The Werewolf   
   of Gundon, Count Glickula, The Abominable Sniperman, and the Glock Nest Monsta.   
      
   6.  Nebba exasize or move.  Just sit.  Eat.  Burp.  Defercate.  And play dem   
   game's wit dose Lil Boy's.   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)