From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My many masticators of the mango morel, may I remind you that there's another   
   phallus we like to fondle: Tool.  Every song this band excretes is about the   
   the favored act of all of us in the alt-right.  Namely, sodomy.  (After   
   sodomy, we like praising    
   Trump, watching Fox-News, studying the nuances of ID-theory, swilloing   
   Bud-Lite, and prepping for Armageddon.)     
      
   So this magnificient group of hairy, sweaty, feces-reeking musicians is about   
   to deposit their first disk in thirteen years.  And just as the foul stench of   
   diarrhea is sometimes followed by vomit, there is the possibility   
   (likelihood?) that Tool's new    
   lump will goad Rush back into action.   
      
   "we were striving," the members of Rush once said in perfect unison, "To   
   create a cross between Tool and U2."  They were talking about Vapor Trails,   
   but their statement applies equally to all of their albums.  Rush have always   
   striven, both in tone,    
   subject matter and physical appearance, to mimic Tool.  Tool is the Putin to   
   Rush's Trump.     
      
   So, my fellow fellators of the florid fungus, let's all get together, stuff   
   ourselves on bad pizza and Bud Lite, play some Tool and perform the acts that   
   their songs describe.  And the members of Rush, on witnessing this bacchanalia   
   of buggery, just may    
   be tempted to reunite, to remind the world of what they have always done:    
   Takin' it up for TOOL.   
      
   Joe "Spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)