From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My teaming Trump-toutin' toadies, I am, like all of you and the rest of the   
   Alt-Right, a proud misogynist and closet queer.  But there was one woman who   
   was awrite by me Joe Mahoney.  I met her at a New Age ceremony on Chelham   
   Way.  We ate cheeseburgers (   
   what else?) and sipped white wine over ice.  I was quite comfortable with this   
   woman, who hated sex (at least the immoral man-woman kind), reason, and   
   inquiry.  Like I said, I felt comftable widder.   
      
   So anyways, there we was, muncherin on burga's and sipperin that iced white   
   wine, when this woman announced that she was responsible for the drought that   
   had been afflicting the city for many years.  The reason was, her previous   
   house, on Conejo Road,    
   was susceptible to rain.  So she prayed to God for all rain to stop.  A couple   
   year's later, the rain stopped -- for a long time, resulting in the drought.    
   "It was my prayer that did it," she announced quite frankly.  I Joe Mahoney   
   nodded in agreement.   
      
   But there was this asshole present who refused to drink wine over ice and talk   
   with his mouth full.  Everyone there hated him.  He said something to the   
   effect of:  "Wait a second.  This is the Christian God you're invoking here --   
   an all-knowing, all-   
   powerful being.  This drought has harmed millions of people.  Wouldn't a   
   perfectly wise & powerful being create some sort of cosmic umbrella over your   
   house -- instead of ceasing all rain and adversely affecting everyone else?    
   Is indulging your every    
   wish THAT important to God?  Are YOU that much more important to qllegedly   
   benevolent being than the millions of people who have suffered due to the   
   drought?"     
      
   The woman went speechless.  So did I.  Finally, the leada of the group   
   rebutted the asshole:  "You don't understand spirituality," he said.  And   
   everyone applauded.  And the skeptic has since been banished and blacklisted   
   -- to everyone's delight.      
      
   Anyways, I few weeks ago I was infoamed that the BAHAMAS was a favorite   
   vacation spot of wibwoos, soshwish, CNN-watcin, book-readin CUCKS.     
      
   So I ermemba'd dat woman.  And I PRAYED. To God.  To eradicate the bahama's.   
      
   Needless to say, Our Almighty one oblged my whim.  As always.   
      
   Joe "spiitual not religious" M   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)