From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My gibbering gluttonous gamers, my geriatric joystick jerkers, my hefty   
   cyber-hackers, what got you belchin and fartin this Thanksgibbin?   
      
   I Joe Mahoney, the greatest Chef in the Cosmos (and I know the Cosmos well,   
   thanks to magnetic implants in my skull) tucked in on a dish of my own   
   invention:  the turducken.  Which breaks down to "turd," "uck," and "in."    
   Meanin when I see turds that    
   cause others to say "uck," I CONSUME.  I take em in.   
      
   This massive dish of my Joe Mahoney's invention consists of a turkey, a   
   chickum, and a duck.  All mashed togetha, and if that wasn't excessive enough,   
   it's packed (like us gamers are perpetually pakced) with cone-bret stuffin.     
      
   Ain't cone wondafull fokes?  Cone syrups is what makes Mountain Dew.  And   
   cone-cone makes wondafull stuffin.   
      
   So my dad odored this dish, this turd-uck-in, from the Deep South, a region I   
   have great interlectual affinity with, bein massive overweight and unfamilia   
   with the Englitch Languish.   
      
   So he cookered it for 5 hours, and purchased box upon box of croissants (much   
   belovered in the Ozarks) and mash tater mixins.   
      
   And then he brought in a great mountin of it, so I wouldn't have to briefly   
   turn away from my X-Box and little boys.     
      
   So I ate and belched and resumed gamerin, with 5-year old Gunzilla, and 4 year   
   old Werewolf of Gundon, and 5-year old Glock Nest Monta, and 6-year old   
   (gettin a bite ripe, but still prepubescent, so okay by me) Abominable   
   Sniperman.   
      
   And me Joe Mahoney?  They calls me "Lodge and in Chodge."  Which I am, with   
   magnets in my head and joystick in my three finga's.   
      
   And I ate and belched and bellowed.  And ate and belched and bellowed.     
      
   And finely, afta many howa's o this, I felt it.     
      
   Fokes, my Depend's (X-tra lodge) was FILLED.   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)