From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My many masticators of the mango morel, my teaming tasters of the Trumpean   
   toadstool,   
      
   It's been suggestered in the wibwoo media CNN fake news, that there was   
   something inappropriate in Our President's phone call with the Ukrainian   
   President.  I'm sure we can agree with Geddy, Alex, and Neil that this is a   
   LIE.     
      
   The phone call was beautiful.  It was PERFECT.  It was the finest phone call   
   ever made by a Lifelong Patriotic Conservative Republican.  It was the most   
   exquisite phone call in the history of Mankind.     
      
   And he did it, the Apricot Autocrat, to set an esthetic example of beauty and   
   elegance in telephone calls.     
      
   He did it as an ETHICAL EXEMPLAR of how to conduct oneself among foreign   
   leaders -- who may soon, GOD willing, be OUR leaders.   
      
   It was BEAUTIFUL.  It was RIGHT.  And it was OBLIGATORY.  He HAD to make this   
   phone call, for the sake of you and me.  And our children.  Our wonderful   
   children, who stuff themselves on pizza and donuts washed down by case afta   
   case of Mountain Dew, all    
   the while neva taking their eyes off their X-Boxes.  Yes, he did it for the   
   future.   
      
   But he did it also for another reason.  Correuption.  He did it to end   
   corruption. As anyone who has studied international politics knows, Ukraine is   
   the one country completely and utterly free of corruption.  So that's why our   
   toadstool totin' top    
   called them.   
      
   No, the REAL reason is, Rick Perry told him to.   
      
   Nuff said   
      
   Joe "Spiritual not religious" Mahoney   
       
      
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