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   Joe "Koo-koo for Kavanaugh" Mahoney to All   
   An Otter-Bi-Graphcal Poem...by Joe Mahon   
   09 Dec 19 08:54:26   
   
   From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My teaming tasters of the Trumpean toadstool, feel free ta set this to music   
   (preferably heavy metals) ifya like...   
      
   "Tuckin on Turducken"   
      
   Joseph admires the men o'Fox News   
   Trump's mastaful tweets get him yukkin'   
   From his Depends di'rhhea will ooze   
   Joe's been tuckin' on the turducken   
      
   Joseph's hobbies? Well they ain't high-brow   
   At the Mud-Fest you'll find him muckin'   
   Milk's the pigg's and makes slop fertha cow   
   Joe's been tuckin on the turducken   
      
   Joe's best beveridge?  Budwisa Lite   
   Towards Wal-Mart he'll soon be truckin'   
   Little Debbie gives Joe de-lite   
   Joe's been tuckin on the turd-uck-in   
      
   For Kim Jong Un ole Joseph will swoon   
   On Putin's prick he'll soon be suckin   
   Joseph smokes meth and howl's at the moon   
   Joe's been tuckin on the turducken   
      
   Joe "spiritual not relgiouss" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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