From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow fellators of the florid fungus, if you ever fine yerself in the   
   South Shore o' Maxichusipp's, there's some must do's.     
      
   First off, Wal-Mart.  They got all ya need.  If ya got yuongsta's, it's a good   
   place to shop fer cases o' Mountain Dew, X-Boxes, Video Games, and the VW Bugg   
   sized boots today's kids ware.  Git yersef some Little Debbie's ferra nice   
   pick-me-up, some    
   Jimmy Dean Sausage-Eg biskits fer the moanin.  Alway lotsa good prices and   
   large friendly foke.     
      
   Rite arround the coner, a fine licka stow, fer yer Bud Lites & scotchies.  Or   
   if you wanna go a lik "exotic," you might be tempted by the Coor's or Milla   
   Lite.  Want sumfin a little ritcha?  Bud regla.  Nuff said.   
      
   But afta you done shoppin fer young one's nutritional & enta-tainment needs,   
   and then refreserin yoself widda few o them cole Bud Lite Sixa Pax, you may   
   well find out you got's the HUNGRIES.  So NOW whatcha gone do?   
      
   You gone lissen to Uncle Joe Mahoney, thats-a what you gone do.   
      
   And ifya pull outta that Wal-Mart parkin lot, and ride yo big ole SUV justa   
   few feet down, then pull ins, you gone fine yosef in the Parkin Lot o my Joe   
   Mahoney's favbrit restrint, HAPPY DRAGON.     
      
   Like many o you, I was guided into my current Gamer-Alt-Right-ID-Theorist   
   maturity by Dungeons and Dragons.  So right theya -- the word    
   dragon spokered to me.  But then ya step in side, and order summa dat Chi-nese   
   food.  Git yosef a stool at the bar, watch the football, lissen to the Country   
   and Westin, and by Got you'll feel at home!     
      
   The Bud Lite?  It's a cole.  The Teebee?  It's a lout.  And the country &   
   westin is macho as it comes.  Macho as a tight end in sweaty football.   
      
   Now the foo.  This ain't yo standit American burga's an pizza.  This   
   Chi-frikkin-nese.  Oriental, ya undastang?  And what that means is, you gotta   
   git the follwein:   
      
   Poop Platta   
   Egga roles   
   Chickum Finga   
   And..anything else deep fried and shugga-sauced.   
      
   Keep drinkin them cool Bugg-Lites, keep woofin dem chickum finga's, dunkerin   
   dem in the shugga sauce.  mmmmmMMMMMMmmmm.  And befor to long, you'll have it.   
      
   Diar--firkin--rrhea.  Make yo way to the bathrooms an projectile-poop onto the   
   firkin walls!  GREAT WALL indeed!  And if that ain't temptin enuff, there's   
   allways macho men hangin out in the bathroom.   
      
   Joe "come visit soon" Mahoney   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)