From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   On Thursday, December 12, 2019 at 10:37:37 AM UTC-5, cormi...@gmail.com wrote:   
   > People constantly argue about what "didacts and narpets" actually means and   
   some got it so so wrong with some totally amusing guess work and some got it   
   bang on with teacher,(didact) and student,(narpet) and you can battle a didact   
   in Halo 4 if you so    
   desire.   
      
   You, my friend, are a man (or better yet, a boy) after my own heart.  If   
   there's one thing I Joe Mahoney like more than eatin turducken, filling my   
   Depends and watchin Fox News, it's playin' videogames.  It's what God wants,   
   it's what Trump wants, and it'   
   s what Rush has always promoted ("Digital Man").  It's a rare moment when I   
   ain't hooked up to one gadget or another, be it a member (tee-hee!) of my   
   X-Box collection or the Kindle Oases my ipoverished mother recently purchased   
   for me (I have 20 other    
   Kindles, but I've always got to have the latest model to keep my five year-old   
   paramours impressed).     
      
   I play them games 22 hours a day, fueled on turducken and Mountain Dew.  My   
   dad Joe Sr. usta go down to our beloved cultural center, Wal-Mart, and fill   
   his giant truck with case afta case of Mountain Dew!     
      
   I drink about 2 cases a day.  Afta 3 6-packs, that's when I start ta feel it,   
   and I gettin loud, burpin, bellowin, shittin in my pance, and screamin to thwm   
   little boys what I wanna do with them.     
      
   My favored playpals are:   
      
   Gunzilla, age 5   
   The Abominable Sniperman, age 7   
   The Werewolf of Gundon, age 5   
   The Glock Ness Monstam age 6   
      
   Now I haven't got them into wheel-chaya's yet, but they're all hooked on   
   sodie-pop like me and morbidly obese.  I tellem about my home=made brick pizza   
   oven in my room, my chain of restrints in Florida, my invention of the   
   turducken, and they're all very    
   impressed!     
      
   And my x-Box ID?  "Large and in Charge."   
      
   Oops, just packed my Depends (custom-ordered, cause Wal-Mart doesn't carry a   
   big enuff size).  Gotta bang on the wall fer mom to change em.  Gonna stink up   
   the house wit my foul diarhhea.  Not just the house...but the entiya COSMOS.   
      
   Joe "I'm so spiritual" M   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)