From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My swollen swallowers of the salmon spunk, I'm offin axed by the little boys I   
   play X-Box wiff, "Joe, you've always been my woe mottle.  But whose a YO woe   
   mottle?"     
      
   Well, that's a good question.  Now fer many Rush fans, they wanted to play an   
   instamince like Alex of Greedy or Neal does.  Guitaw, bates, or percutchim's.    
   But fer me Joe Mahponey, first off that take's too much physical activity, and   
   second off, why    
   should I play an instamint when da perfick music awreddy exist's?  TOOL!  "I   
   know the pieces [dick and rectum] fit!"  Every song that band eva did is about   
   my favorite subject, sodomy.  So theirs no way fer me to improve on it.  So I   
   won't.   
      
   It's like, yes, my parent's once took out a second mortgage on their   
   dilapidated house to send me to Johnson and Wales university.  A culinary   
   school.  This was ratha naive on their pot, 'cause I Joe Mahoney...I couldn't   
   make a peanut butta sangwidge.  I    
   never cared about cookin; I cared (and still dew) about OVA-EATIN!!!.  Pizza,   
   TURD-ukcen, Happy Dragon's authentic chinese chickum finga's.  I EAt.  Why   
   should I cook?  I'm in it fertha EATIN.  Gettin bigga.  Oh, and the money I   
   got from that mortgage?     
   It all went ta X-Boxes and videogames.  To this day I couldn't make a peanut   
   butta sangwidge.  Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee.   
      
   So's, why should I play an instamince when da perfick music (TOOL sodomy)   
   awreddy exist's, an why should I cook when aw I wiwwy wanna do is EAT & git   
   bigga??  Hmm?   
      
   So my as you may of guest woe mottle aint a musitchim or a chef.  Instead,   
   it's....   
      
   drum role please...not by Neal by by the dumber of Tool....   
      
   Deputy Butterbean.  Cause many people of tole me I look's ZACKLY like him.    
   Big fat balt and illiterate.  Ceptin fer two flings:  He has two eyes (I only   
   got one); and I in a wilterin wheelchaya and Depends from all the ova-eatin an   
   neva movin.     
      
   Yes there's a resemblance.     
      
   But I Joe Mahoney have always eva since I discubbad Dungeon's and Draggon's,   
   kind of a medieval vibe to me.  So I moved on to a NUTHA woe mottle. And its...   
      
   Dumb Woe pweeze......   
      
      
   MOUNTAIN from Game of Thrones.  I even got sord wepwicka's all ova my walls,   
   very scary and formidable.  You may think I'm a gaymer, and I am, but I also   
   got SORD's.     
      
   And my butt-boys, those of of seed me, agree I look like Mountain, in the lata   
   episodes of Game of Thrones, when his mask comes off.   
      
   So that's who I am and what I look like.   
      
   Joe "large and in charge" M   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)