From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   Folks, back in the preserdential debates, Hillary Clinton predicted that Trump   
   would be a puppet of Putin.  And Nancy Pelosi regularly says that "All roads   
   lead to Putin" with Trump.  To which I Joe Mahoney say "So what?"  At least   
   Putin ain't a soshwish.   
     At east he ain't a wibwoo.  At least he ain't a newspapa-reading   
   CNN-watching Science-believing, woman-loving CUCK!     
      
   Besides, I like Chickum Keev.  It's made at Costco.  Got three refrigrata's in   
   my house, all of em stuff with microwave meals from Costco.  My fat fat ole   
   Plop, he loved shoppin at Costco.  Cause he loved BUYIN IN BULK.     
      
   And what he bought most of all in bulk from Costco was SCOTCH fer hssef, and   
   microwave meals for me, Joe Junia.  (He bought my two weekly truckloads a week   
   of Mountain Dew at the otha wondaful mega-stow, Wal-Mott.)   
      
   And the microwave meal I eat most of all??  Chickum Keev.  Inventered by   
   Putin, but available at Costco.     
      
      
   It's a chickum breast.  Not naked like Putin's (unfortunately), but breaded.    
   And i nside that chickum bress, they's CHEESE.  I Joe Mahoney and my late   
   ploppa Joe Senia LOVE CHEESE.   
      
   And not juss Cheese.  Also HAM.  But fat pi nk sliteces of HAM.     
      
   And I eat em, like 10 chickum keev's a day.  Mom makes em, so I don't hafta   
   interrup my videogames with Gunzilla, the Aboinable Sinapman, and the Glock   
   Ness Mosnta, an brings em in to me.   
      
   Fokes, I studied (he he he he he -- actually I just ATE and played videogames)   
   how ta cook at John and Wales.  My parents took out a mortgage om the house to   
   send me they-a.  And to this day, I havve neva cooked a meal in my life.  My   
   parents hafta heat    
   up the microwave meals for me.   
      
   Logic, people logic.    
      
   Joe "God bless Putin" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)