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|    Joe "Koo-koo for Kavanaugh" Mahoney to All    |
|    Pence will Take Care of Coronavirus    |
|    01 Mar 20 04:14:37    |
      From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com              My fellow fellators of the florid fungus, some of you may recall in spite of       your daily overindulgence in that nectar of the redneck, Bud Lite, that the       President stated a few days ago that Coronavirus was fine and that it would       soon "disappear like a        Miracle."               Yet we learned yesterday that the virus has claimed a fatality in the US, and       our President implied yesterday that there would be more. What should we do?              We certainly shouldn't panic, because Trump put Pence in charge of       investigating this virus. Pence denies science and Darwin, which makes him       one of the great intellectuals of our time. So we should all be very       confident that Trump's miracle will soon        occur.              But what should we do about Coronavirus?              We should pray -- something we do all the time, anyway.               But most importantly, we should support Trump. So he can finish building the       Wall. The magnificent wall, the Rolls Royce of Walls, much of which has       already been built, from cement and rebar, to keep the Mexicans out, because       Mexicans can't climb walls.                             That will cure the Coronavirus.               Some of the great intellectuals of this group admitted to enjoying a Corona       now and then. And I Joe Mahoney have also been known to indulge in an       occasional mountain of nacho's.               But the time has now come, my faithful ID-theorizing KGB wannabes, to put a       stop on all things Mexican, and to focus our effits once again on supporting       Trump and his Wall.               For otherwise, Coronavirus will quickly be followed by the Salsa Sickness, the        Frijole inFection, the Burrito Bacillus, the Pastel Pathogen, and the Menudo       Microbe.                             Pray -- and Build the Wall.              Joe "Large and in Charge" M.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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