From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My lumpen lovers of the livid lichen, I thought I'd give the ole X-Box a brief   
   rest to shaya some memries of Dad (Joe Mahoney Seenya) with you.  He was, afta   
   all, my wole-mottle.  And afta you read this reminiscence (sp), he will surely   
   be yours, too.   
      
   Well, as a memba of the US Armed Forces, Joe Sr. was quite intimidatin.  And   
   when I usta have friends ova, and we was sittin at the dinin woom table eatin   
   hot pockets, mini pizzas, raw Nestle's cookie dough, and case upon case of   
   Mountain Dew (made from    
   corn surp theyafore quite helfy), sometimes afta he'd had 5 or 6 scotchies,   
   ole Dad would mosey on ova to the table, hep himself to some of our estins,   
   compliment my (Joe Joonyaq's) cookerin, and shaya a few War Stories with those   
   of us lucky enough to    
   be in attendance.     
      
      
   Yes, ole Pop would regale us with Tale's of the time he and his platoon of   
   buffoon's was assigned to defeat South Korea.  He was tuff and theya was mush   
   bloodshet.  But Dad did it, ridin around in his Sherman M-15, ascendin up Mt.   
   Fuji, crashin through    
   the Jungles or TaiPei, wrasslin Chairman Mao into submission, shottin down   
   them Japernese Zero's, and blowin apot the Great Wall.  Ole Pops din't rest   
   tills he was awardet the Purpler Hott, and made a national hero.  Then, when   
   his ole Scotchie needed    
   refillin, ole Pops would stagga back to his room, gaspin and puffin, bowl   
   movements tumblin outta his pance.  Then he'd quite swiftly he'd turn around   
   and remine me:  "Joe Joonya, you betta stick wiff dat cookerin.  You got a   
   God-gibbin gift."  "I know,"    
   I'd beam poudly.  Then ole pops and I would belch at each othas in faya-wells.   
      
   One o my friends, howeva -- or at lease I THOT he was my frien -- looked quite   
   disgusted and disturbed.  "Joe," he said, "Your dad's story doesn't make any   
   sense.  For one thing, the South Koreans were our ALLY in the Korean War.."    
   "Shurrup," I    
   commanded quite militarily.  Nobody questions my pops Joe Mahoney.  He's got   
   the biggest dildo collection in all of Maxichusipp's."     
      
   So there's a fine memory of My Dad, Joe Mahoney Seenya.   
      
   Ifya ever wonda where I Joe Joonya got my videogame playin talents, just   
   reflect on my Dad's war stories from South Korea.   
      
   Joe "Large and ibn Charge" M.   
      
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