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|    Joe "Koo-koo for Kavanaugh" Mahoney to All    |
|    A Message from Neil...    |
|    30 Jun 20 04:26:54    |
      From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com              My many masticaters of the mango morel, after a moderate breakfast of beans &       sour cream, microwave pizzas, Hot Pockets, and lasagna, washed down with a few       jugs of Mountain Dew, I Joe Mahoney began to shudder and convulse. Belches       began deep in lower        intestines. It could only mean one thing: Neil's spirit was taking       possession of me again! And he communicated the following message:              Hey, everyone. I know some of you were puzzled to learn of my soul's       departure a few months back, but the reason should have been obvious. I was       tired of being a cuck, and living in the closet with that bitch Carrie. Most       of you knew that my true soul-       mate was my "riding partner" (heh heh) Michael. But I just got sick of it.               Most of all, I was disgusted with Adam Shifty-Schiff and his impeachment of       the Greatest Republican Christian Constititional Scholar of all Time, Our       Leader Mister Trump.               I'm happier up here with the angels, which I have tried to make clear to you       all I have always had enormous Faith in. I've been taking drum lessons from       the Spirit of John Rutsey and with continued improvement I might soon be able       to achieve a decent        cover of his work with Alex and Geddy one the first and best Rush album.               But the real reason for sending down this message is that I suspect some of       you might be troubled by this news that Russian intelligence has been paying       the Taliban to kill U.S. Troops. It's puzzling, isn't it, that our President       ahas worked so hard to        try to ingratiate himself with Putin, only to seemingly be betrayed like       this. We always believed Putin respected Trump, after all the butt-licking.               Well, there's a reason for all of this. God just hasn't chosen to reveal it       at this time. So I'm sending down this message to remind you all to keep your       faith in President Trump. My message has always been one of faith; it's what       I've used all of my        lyrics and books to convey.               Just keep your faith in President Trump NO MATTER WHAT emerges. He will       continue to work as Putin's agent, and it is all for a higher purpose.              Trust me.              I'm one of the angels now.              NP 6-30-2020              Ah, that was one heckova burp!              I Joe Mahoney feel betta now!              Joe "spiritual not religious" M.              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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