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   Joe "Koo-koo for Kavanaugh" Mahoney to All   
   A Message from Neil...   
   30 Jun 20 04:26:54   
   
   From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My many masticaters of the mango morel, after a moderate breakfast of beans &   
   sour cream, microwave pizzas, Hot Pockets, and lasagna, washed down with a few   
   jugs of Mountain Dew, I Joe Mahoney began to shudder and convulse.  Belches   
   began deep in lower    
   intestines.  It could only mean one thing:  Neil's spirit was taking   
   possession of me again!  And he communicated the following message:   
      
   Hey, everyone.  I know some of you were puzzled to learn of my soul's   
   departure a few months back, but the reason should have been obvious.  I was   
   tired of being a cuck, and living in the closet with that bitch Carrie.  Most   
   of you knew that my true soul-   
   mate was my "riding partner" (heh heh) Michael.  But I just got sick of it.     
      
   Most of all, I was disgusted with Adam Shifty-Schiff and his impeachment of   
   the Greatest Republican Christian Constititional Scholar of all Time, Our   
   Leader Mister Trump.     
      
   I'm happier up here with the angels, which I have tried to make clear to you   
   all I have always had enormous Faith in.  I've been taking drum lessons from   
   the Spirit of John Rutsey and with continued improvement I might soon be able   
   to achieve a decent    
   cover of his work with Alex and Geddy one the first and best Rush album.     
      
   But the real reason for sending down this message is that I suspect some of   
   you might be troubled by this news that Russian intelligence has been paying   
   the Taliban to kill U.S. Troops.  It's puzzling, isn't it, that our President   
   ahas worked so hard to    
   try to ingratiate himself with Putin, only to seemingly be betrayed like   
   this.  We always believed Putin respected Trump, after all the butt-licking.     
      
   Well, there's a reason for all of this.  God just hasn't chosen to reveal it   
   at this time.  So I'm sending down this message to remind you all to keep your   
   faith in President Trump.  My message has always been one of faith; it's what   
   I've used all of my    
   lyrics and books to convey.     
      
   Just keep your faith in President Trump NO MATTER WHAT emerges.  He will   
   continue to work as Putin's agent, and it is all for a higher purpose.   
      
   Trust me.   
      
   I'm one of the angels now.   
      
   NP 6-30-2020   
      
   Ah, that was one heckova burp!   
      
   I Joe Mahoney feel betta now!   
      
   Joe "spiritual not religious" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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