My manifold masticaters of the marigold mold, Rush wasn't just the greatest   
   Christian ID-Theorist, Darwin-Debunking band of all time; they were also thwe   
   greatest Redneck, Alt-Right Rockers of all time.   
      
   But now that Neil (out of disgust with Adam "Shifty" Schiff) has departed our   
   planet for a Better Place, where Fox News is the only channel, and the Bud   
   Lite's always chilled, and your buddy's always up for buggery, what other   
   REDNECK bands remain to be    
   enjoyed?   
      
   Some of mine Joe Mahoney's are:   
      
   Gov't Mule   
   The Eagles   
   The Black Crows   
   and last but not least the Alabama Snakes   
      
   Check em out if ya haven't herd em.     
      
   BTW, you might notice each of these REDNECK bands has named itself after an   
   AMINAL.  That's cause, in REDNECK COUNTRY, we all grow up and live on farms,   
   which is where aminals also live.     
      
   And in REDNECK country, you eventually learn to LOVE AMINALS.   
      
   So, what's your favorite aminal?   
      
   Mine Joe Mahoney's is PIGG'S.   
      
   You herd me:  PIGG's.   
      
   And I'm think of foamin a Band around the concept of PIGG'S.     
      
   We're gonna call ourselves PIGG'S At the Trough.     
      
   We're all gonna be FAT.  To audition for this band, you don't have to know any   
   intrument, but you gotta BURP with the best of em.     
      
   Now our stage show is going to begin with an EATING competition.  To keep the   
   fans guessin, it's gonna be a different FOO each concert.  One night it might   
   be pizza, the next it might be burga's, the next it might be chickum pop pie.    
   In the hot month's    
   of summer we gonna change FOO appropriately, to meals such as LASAGNA, Chickum   
   Pom, Pulled Poke Pizza, etc -- you know, stuff with LOTSA CHEESE.     
      
   Awrite, so we'll have that eatin contest, washin it all down with kegs of Bud   
   Lite.  Then we're gonna have a BURPIN CONTEST!     
      
   Then we'll begin to perfoam.  On our X-Boxes.  With Guitar Hero.  In our   
   Depends.   
      
   Joe "Oink I'm a Cow" Mahoney   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)