My many munchers of the marigold mold, I Joe Mahoney proudly attended Silva   
   Lake High School, located in Kingston (appropriate for a future King of AMR)   
   Maxichusipp's, but servin all the locle towns.   
      
   And the biggest, most impotent lessin I lerned theya is this:   
      
   DARWIN IS A BIG LIE!   
      
   It's such bullshit people!  We neva use to be monkees.  At least I Joe Mahoney   
   din't!   
      
   Bsides Darwan admitted it, on his death-bed, to havin made the hole thingg up   
   in an effit to sell BOOKS!   
      
   If we was monkees how come I don't enva ermemba bein one??  Hmm?   
      
   Science has no ansa to that does it?   
      
   Because science is FAKE NEWS.   
      
   Joe "oink, I'm a sheep" Mahoney   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)