My tremendous tasters of the Trumpean toadstool, Trump has already cured   
   Coronavibrus before.  Snorting laundry detergent prevents it!  Trust me, I   
   snort some every day.  And I feel great.   
      
   But if that wasn't enough (and apparently it isn't to the wibwoo soshwish CNN   
   cuck media), he has discovered a 2nd Coronavibrus cure:  Oleander.   
      
   Oleander is a plant.  And if you go out (first you have to pry yourself from   
   your X-Box, which is admittedly hard), you find some of this plant and eat it,   
   maybe put salad dressin (Ranch of course!  We Alt-Righters love guzzling   
   sticky white goo!) on it,    
   and eat a few oleander plants, you'll be cured of the Vibrus.   
      
   Joe "Oink, I'm a cow" M.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)