My many masticaters of the mango morel, tonight's the night.   
      
   The night we mushroom-munchers have been waitin and preparin and stockin up   
   (with Bud Lite, Cheeze-It's, Microwave Pizza, Hot Pockets, Microwave Lasagna,   
   Microwave Mac'Cheese, Cheese Wiz, Cheese Dip, and Beans) for:   
      
   THE DEBRATE!   
      
   They been hidin Biden, cuzza they afraid.  Afraid he can't face Trump's   
   formidable raff.  His knowledge of history, international affairs, of   
   Constitutional and Bibilcal Law.  While Biden has  cognitive problems...heck,   
   he can barely stay awrake!   
      
   Trump will bask in the cheer's of the world, Whose leaders have gained a   
   newfound REVERENCE for America since Trump's election.  He will beam with   
   pride, and maybe even beam up to Nars for a brief visit, to return to Earth on   
   a spaceship of his own    
   geuious desine, baring new car's for all, and boxes of Coronavirus.     
      
   Biden will stumble abjectly off the stage, humiliated by Trump, with his   
   Socialist followers in tears of sorrow and shame.   
      
   Joe "Oink, I'm a Cow" Mahoney   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)