My fellow fellaters of the florid fungus, let's celebrate Neil's Birthday by   
   swigging some Bud Lite, eating lots of hot dogs and beans, burping, farting,   
   and buttfukking.  That's what he would want.   
      
   But most of all, let's remember WHY he died, and what we can do to bring him   
   back.  It was Trump's impeachment, led by Adam Shifty-Schiff, that led Neil to   
   depart.  He was tired of the left-wing CUCK media controlling so many minds   
   with their wibwoo    
   soshwish poppaganda.  And so he left.  Brain cancer was just a convenient   
   excuse.  He died of a broken heart.  Broken by the wibwoo media and Adam   
   Schiff.   
      
   So what can we do to irritate the weft-wing soshwosh media?  RE-ELECT TRUMP.    
   He his sacred and holy, on a crusade to restore morels and dingitty.     
      
   Let's re-elect this man, who strives so hard to maintain his exquisitive   
   compsure and not cause people to panic.   
      
   And then Neil will return.  I swaya to God he will.  And Rush will re-unite,   
   record more Alt-Right themed concept albums, do more of Neil's beloved   
   meat-n-greets with his bloved male fans, and probe us all with his drumstick.   
      
   Because if we DON'T re-elect Trump...   
      
   Wild aminals (like the ones who say American fallen soldiers are "losers and   
   suckers") will roam the streets.  Refugees from farn countries will enta by   
   climbering ova the Wall or burrowin undaneth is....there will be blacks and   
   Hispanics, and Mexicans...   
   .there will be rappists invaderin your home....there will be no home....just   
   low income projecks.....they wil sell drugs and steaL tv'S AND RAPE WHITE FAT   
   TRAILA TRASH WAL-MOTT WOMAN....(Why would that be a bad thing?  I dunno...)    
   They will burn flags,    
   and watch CNN....they will refry beans and make tacos...There will be mariachi   
   bands, and tequila, and Dos Equis ratha than bud lite.....there will be a   
   Mexican Fiesta where there usta be Redneck Rallkies....   
      
   Re-Elect Trump....His Coronavirus is comin....on a very special day.   
      
   Joe "Moo, I'm a hogg" Mahoney   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)