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   Joe "The Diaperizah" Mahoney to All   
   Message to All Rush Fans   
   02 Nov 20 03:50:03   
   
   From: joemahoney1950@gmail.com   
      
   My fellow fellaters of the florid fungus,   
      
   We all know Trump's gonna win.  His crowds have never been bigga.  He's never   
   felt betta.  His poles are tremendous.  We're turning the corna on the Vaccine.   
      
   We all know Trump's gonna win the election.  Not that he should HAVE to.    
   Election's have no place in America.  It's all about Trump.  That's what the   
   Constitution says.  Trump and guns.     
      
   But if the left-wing Fake News declares that Biden has won, after some lootin   
   and stormin, some bingin' on beans and franks, some guzzlin of Bud Lite...   
      
   Afta that, I have arranged for us all to meet at my, Joe Mahoney's place in   
   Halifax Maxichusipp's.  Where I have prepayad and ENORMOUS vat of Kool-Aid.    
   We will all partake of it.   
      
   And then our bloated bodies will lie down, our eyes will close, and our   
   belches and profanities will wane.   
      
   For with the consumption of this adult bevridge, our soles will depart our   
   flabby flesh...and rise...to be beamed upon the spaceship beyond the Comit   
   Hale-Boppa.  And it will transfer us to the Planet Nars.  Where our soles will   
   awaken, to endless Trump    
   Speeches and Fox News commentry.     
      
   On the Planet Nars.   
      
   See you all soon,   
      
   Joe "The Diaperizer" Mahoney   
      
   Now, one last time, the official AMR chant:   
      
   For the Saudi Prince, we walk with a mince   
   For Kim Jong Un, we salivate and swoon   
   The Saudi King?  We suck on his thing!   
   From Vladimir, we TAKE IT UP THE REAR!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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