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   XPost: rec.sport.football.college   
   From: Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®@Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤®.net   
      
   On Fri, 25 Feb 2011 22:23:57 -0800 (PST), "Damon Hynes, Cyclone Ranger"   
    wrote:   
      
   >One for my RUSH and RSFC plas.  Wonder what Neil Peart thinks of   
   >Armoured American Wankball?   
   >   
   >There's unrest on Toomer's Corner,   
   >There is trouble with the trees,   
   >One Bammer wanted more sunlight,   
   >AuNecks ignored his pleas.   
   >   
   >The trouble with Harvey Updyke,   
   >(The police are convinced he's a dick)   
   >He says Auburn acts too lofty   
   >And they grab up all the chicks.   
   >But Auburn can't help their feelings   
   >If they like trophies and cheers.   
   >And they wonder why that Bammer   
   >Can't be happy with last year's.   
   >   
   >There is trouble on the Plains,   
   >Eli Gold and Lundquist both have fled,   
   >As the Bammer slurs "Rammer Jammer"   
   >And AuNecks just shake their heads.   
   >   
   >So this Bammer bought Tebuthiuron   
   >And committed herbicide.   
   >"AuNecks are just too greedy;   
   >"Yea, Alabama! Drown 'em Tide!"   
   >Now there are no more oaks in Auburn,   
   >Updyke is down by law,   
   >AU and Tide are all kept equal   
   >By Gators, 'Cocks, and Dawgs.   
      
   Fantastic!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)