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   Message 611 of 1,606   
   WeReo_BoY to All   
   I should shave my balls   
   21 Jun 11 23:13:45   
   
   From: scottamerica@ixpres.com   
      
   Being the operation is tomorrow morning, I should shave my balls tonight.   
   I'm sure you're familiar with the finer points of shaving your balls? For   
   instance if you've got a life-threatening condition they'll do it for you   
   before the surgery. While my condition is hardly life-threatening, except to   
   the five warts I do want to make a better, easier impression on the Korean   
   doctor.   
      
   In 1972 they stuck two syringes into both sides of my vas deferens. I hear   
   these days they use a cream. It's of no consequence. The last visit I told   
   him to go ahead without the anesthesia. He refused.   
      
   So let me get on with the business of shaving my balls. I would ask my wife   
   to do it, but I don't think she knows how. I am the only one who matters, in   
   and around the cameras.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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