From: docmartian@verizon.net   
      
   10. Geddy Lee keeps sexting Jann Wenner pics of him in a furry outfit.   
   9. They can't fit Peart's drum kit in the hall.   
   8. KISS worked a hoodoo spell so that KISS gets in first and Jann Wenner   
   HATES KISS!   
   7. Because the Hall won't let Peart do a Signature Neil Peart Rock and Roll   
   Hall of Fame cymbal set with the Hall logo on it.   
   6. Because it would interrupt RUSH's between-tour Dungeons and Dragon's   
   campaign.   
   5. Because nobody but RUSH fans listen to RUSH unless they are forced to.   
   4. Because it helps RUSH and their fans be misunderstood loners and they   
   like it that way.   
   3. Because Public Enemy would kick Lifeson's ass him and his damn Bo stick   
   and shuriken.   
   2. Because we're waiting for RUSH to grow up.   
   1. Because RUSH fans are just so precious when they don't get their way.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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