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   alt.music.sarah-mclachlan      She writes pretty cool haunting shit      66 messages   

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   Message 47 of 66   
   John Francis Ayres to All   
   Love Bumps And Love Patches Of The Mouth   
   03 Apr 06 02:15:13   
   
   XPost: alt.music.sandra, alt.music.sex-pistols, alt.music.sophie-hawkins   
   XPost: alt.music.soundgarden   
   From: jonjon@gurkia.com   
      
   Info for the Lay Person and others who will be throat dicking men and   
   women, and bumbey fucking men and women and vagicating women for   
   pre-producing baby making love parties, and for the same in Ascension   
   Halls and Descenision Halls, for the Vernacular Clubs and Religio   
   Clubs. I don't belong to either of these, and never will, so it's up   
   to you folks to learn the basics. My job is GOD, and I oversee all of   
   you nimwitted women and men, all of my moronic children, who don't   
   even know women have dicks and testes, and that men have love bumps in   
   their buttholes and that women can permanently inflate their buttholes   
   with a little practice with butt fucking, just as men can, and so can   
   baby girls and baby boys, and in so doing, they can get the love bumps   
   and patches in their buttholes and mouths pumping juices into their   
   brains enabling the both of them to skyrocket to kittying heaven and   
   bliss, and so can any male who is brave enough to be willing to   
   experience bumby fucking and mouth and throat toggling and then   
   experience kittying heaven, as well, you sissy nimwitted, prudish,   
   prurients, or women who act like leotard dressed men thinking they are   
   women, or some such nonsense, as do many gay men, running around in   
   leotards, think about themselves. A prurient is an ass kissing tit   
   licking dick sucking woman who doesn't know that she is a superiour   
   being, much less does she know she is a gifted and gorgeous being   
   surpassing all creatures in my creation.   
      
   There will be no more private sex allowed beween a woman and a man, as   
   private sex is selfish and self indulgent sex, and it shuts out from   
   your lives, both from the lives of women and from the lives of men,   
   all of the other women and men, girls and boys, and all of the people   
   around you who admire and love all of you. Women and men will be, more   
   and more, having sex for hours and days on end, in large groups with a   
   majority of women in them. Why a majority of women? Because I'm asking   
   a majority of men to leave my universe while I fix it up, as I've made   
   previously known in articles dealing with the 87 / 13 ratio of female   
   to male energies that are needed to balance out my universe and regain   
   an equilibrium here for me to pull off my religious and vernacular   
   agrarian revolution, until later on, when women are fully established   
   in my universe as the leaders for us all, which is way down the line,   
   and even after that, we will bring men back very very slowly, once we   
   have a perfectly stablized universe, and women who are stronger and   
   more developed as capable human beings, and who have more brainal   
   energies avaiable to them, which they do not have available to them   
   now, and then after that, with their active participation in all walks   
   of society, with my religion we will maintain a perfectly stablized   
   and harmonious universe into which we can introduce men, again, as the   
   perfect slaves and servants to women, but women will have to be   
   extremely strong, and they will have to be able to keep men in their   
   place, so they may need to have a fewer more in number than men, after   
   all. We'll worry about that, later, but for the forseen future, it   
   will be a woman dominated universe for a long time to come, and maybe   
   for an extremely long time, until men are shriveled to the capacity of   
   a snail, and are only willing to follow women, and that's all. We will   
   destroy the male dominating ego, completely, through our activities,   
   and we will descend males regularly, and those who don't play along we   
   will vaporize and start all over with, to manufacture, again. I did it   
   once, and I can do it again, so either they play along, or they don't   
   play at all. We will do everything possible to train men, and make   
   them permanently subservient to women, and this is a tireless   
   occupation, so you women are going to have to learn the business of   
   all of this that we will be learning, and it will be up to you, and   
   the wonderful men who will assist you, to maintain the curriculum, and   
   if you fall behind, you will end up with demerits, and my kids are   
   watching, all the time, and you will be unseated and then cast out and   
   trashed on humiliation TV. We will keep this up for the rest of   
   infinity, and those of you women who go soft, will suddenly find your   
   asses canned and in the infirmary, the hospital, recovering from   
   humiliation TV. Until you get your life back on track, and that   
   shouldn't take too much effort, you will be fairly isolated and in an   
   outcast group all of your own, until you get back in with the swing of   
   things and then learn to take dominion and control over males, once   
   again.   
      
   I'm not included, in that group, the "male" group, since I'm the band   
   leader and conductor, and without me leading it all, it won't be   
   possible to see it all the way through for the rest of eternity,   
   though I'm not getting off to such a great start here, and I am in an   
   infirmed capacity, which will take me a few centuries to come out of,   
   I will be leading this religous and secular agrarian revolution for   
   the rest of my life, despite my kids wishing to give me a thumbs down   
   or a no go sign. Well, be that as it may, and though my kids lack   
   confidence in me, and though I am a nimwitted and mentally challenged   
   individual, with no memory to speak of, and partly, largely, brain   
   dead, I will give it my best, and yes, I am GOD, and I will do what I   
   set out to do, a long time ago, and I will accomplish it, with the   
   help of my wonderful religion, that will beat the pants off of every   
   other religion I taught, previously, and I taught quite a few of them,   
   in fact, all of them, except for the minor offshoots, that later   
   developed on their own as a sampling from this religion of mine and as   
   a sampling from that religion of mine, plus a lot of pure garbage   
   human beings brought into the picture from who knows where, such as L.   
   Ron Hubbard, Mr. Dyslexic of the Year Award Goes to him, and he is   
   rejuvenating himself, as well, hiding out from all of his former   
   supporters, after he trashed them for every penny he could get out of   
   them.   
      
   Women must learn to be agressive and strident, that is domineering and   
      
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   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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