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|    John Francis Ayres to All    |
|    Love Bumps And Love Patches Of The Mouth    |
|    03 Apr 06 02:15:13    |
      XPost: alt.music.sandra, alt.music.sex-pistols, alt.music.sophie-hawkins       XPost: alt.music.soundgarden       From: jonjon@gurkia.com              Info for the Lay Person and others who will be throat dicking men and       women, and bumbey fucking men and women and vagicating women for       pre-producing baby making love parties, and for the same in Ascension       Halls and Descenision Halls, for the Vernacular Clubs and Religio       Clubs. I don't belong to either of these, and never will, so it's up       to you folks to learn the basics. My job is GOD, and I oversee all of       you nimwitted women and men, all of my moronic children, who don't       even know women have dicks and testes, and that men have love bumps in       their buttholes and that women can permanently inflate their buttholes       with a little practice with butt fucking, just as men can, and so can       baby girls and baby boys, and in so doing, they can get the love bumps       and patches in their buttholes and mouths pumping juices into their       brains enabling the both of them to skyrocket to kittying heaven and       bliss, and so can any male who is brave enough to be willing to       experience bumby fucking and mouth and throat toggling and then       experience kittying heaven, as well, you sissy nimwitted, prudish,       prurients, or women who act like leotard dressed men thinking they are       women, or some such nonsense, as do many gay men, running around in       leotards, think about themselves. A prurient is an ass kissing tit       licking dick sucking woman who doesn't know that she is a superiour       being, much less does she know she is a gifted and gorgeous being       surpassing all creatures in my creation.              There will be no more private sex allowed beween a woman and a man, as       private sex is selfish and self indulgent sex, and it shuts out from       your lives, both from the lives of women and from the lives of men,       all of the other women and men, girls and boys, and all of the people       around you who admire and love all of you. Women and men will be, more       and more, having sex for hours and days on end, in large groups with a       majority of women in them. Why a majority of women? Because I'm asking       a majority of men to leave my universe while I fix it up, as I've made       previously known in articles dealing with the 87 / 13 ratio of female       to male energies that are needed to balance out my universe and regain       an equilibrium here for me to pull off my religious and vernacular       agrarian revolution, until later on, when women are fully established       in my universe as the leaders for us all, which is way down the line,       and even after that, we will bring men back very very slowly, once we       have a perfectly stablized universe, and women who are stronger and       more developed as capable human beings, and who have more brainal       energies avaiable to them, which they do not have available to them       now, and then after that, with their active participation in all walks       of society, with my religion we will maintain a perfectly stablized       and harmonious universe into which we can introduce men, again, as the       perfect slaves and servants to women, but women will have to be       extremely strong, and they will have to be able to keep men in their       place, so they may need to have a fewer more in number than men, after       all. We'll worry about that, later, but for the forseen future, it       will be a woman dominated universe for a long time to come, and maybe       for an extremely long time, until men are shriveled to the capacity of       a snail, and are only willing to follow women, and that's all. We will       destroy the male dominating ego, completely, through our activities,       and we will descend males regularly, and those who don't play along we       will vaporize and start all over with, to manufacture, again. I did it       once, and I can do it again, so either they play along, or they don't       play at all. We will do everything possible to train men, and make       them permanently subservient to women, and this is a tireless       occupation, so you women are going to have to learn the business of       all of this that we will be learning, and it will be up to you, and       the wonderful men who will assist you, to maintain the curriculum, and       if you fall behind, you will end up with demerits, and my kids are       watching, all the time, and you will be unseated and then cast out and       trashed on humiliation TV. We will keep this up for the rest of       infinity, and those of you women who go soft, will suddenly find your       asses canned and in the infirmary, the hospital, recovering from       humiliation TV. Until you get your life back on track, and that       shouldn't take too much effort, you will be fairly isolated and in an       outcast group all of your own, until you get back in with the swing of       things and then learn to take dominion and control over males, once       again.              I'm not included, in that group, the "male" group, since I'm the band       leader and conductor, and without me leading it all, it won't be       possible to see it all the way through for the rest of eternity,       though I'm not getting off to such a great start here, and I am in an       infirmed capacity, which will take me a few centuries to come out of,       I will be leading this religous and secular agrarian revolution for       the rest of my life, despite my kids wishing to give me a thumbs down       or a no go sign. Well, be that as it may, and though my kids lack       confidence in me, and though I am a nimwitted and mentally challenged       individual, with no memory to speak of, and partly, largely, brain       dead, I will give it my best, and yes, I am GOD, and I will do what I       set out to do, a long time ago, and I will accomplish it, with the       help of my wonderful religion, that will beat the pants off of every       other religion I taught, previously, and I taught quite a few of them,       in fact, all of them, except for the minor offshoots, that later       developed on their own as a sampling from this religion of mine and as       a sampling from that religion of mine, plus a lot of pure garbage       human beings brought into the picture from who knows where, such as L.       Ron Hubbard, Mr. Dyslexic of the Year Award Goes to him, and he is       rejuvenating himself, as well, hiding out from all of his former       supporters, after he trashed them for every penny he could get out of       them.              Women must learn to be agressive and strident, that is domineering and              [continued in next message]              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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