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|    D-unit to All    |
|    SD in the workplace    |
|    29 Nov 06 09:25:34    |
      From: c0f@intrex.net              This guys gets shot in the head, you see. Amazingly, he's still alive. They       get him to the emergency room and the neurosurgeon looks at the Xray and       says, "We can save this guy, but it will be a very long and difficult       operation.       It will be very risky, but I think we can do it"              They roll the patient in for surgery and get under way. It takes five hours       of stabilizing the patient just enough so that they can attempt to remove       the bullet. The doctor finally attaches the hemostat onto the shell and       contemplates       removing the thing from the patient's brain. He starts to sweat profusely,       knowing that one wrong move could turn this guy's brain into oatmeal. Seeing       his state, his nurse turns to him and says, "Relax doctor. It's not like       we are making a Steely Dan record or anything."                                   db              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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