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   D-unit to All   
   SD in the workplace   
   29 Nov 06 09:25:34   
   
   From: c0f@intrex.net   
      
   This guys gets shot in the head, you see. Amazingly, he's still alive. They   
   get him to the emergency room and the neurosurgeon looks at the Xray and   
   says, "We can save this guy, but it will be a very long and difficult   
   operation.   
   It will be very risky, but I think we can do it"   
      
   They roll the patient in for surgery and get under way. It takes five hours   
   of stabilizing the patient just enough so that they can attempt to remove   
   the bullet. The doctor finally attaches the hemostat onto the shell and   
   contemplates   
   removing the thing from the patient's brain. He starts to sweat profusely,   
   knowing that one wrong move could turn this guy's brain into oatmeal. Seeing   
   his state, his nurse turns to him and says, "Relax doctor. It's not like   
   we are making a Steely Dan record or anything."   
      
      
      
      
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