On Saturday, November 14, 1998 at 8:00:00 AM UTC, Jonathan Kaler wrote:   
   > After much consideration and plenty of stiff competition   
   > (Bad Sneakers, Charlie Freak, Royal Scam, Any World), I   
   > humbly submit Pearl Of The Quarter as the saddest Dan   
   > tune of all time (solo efforts nonwithstanding). The   
   > image of a lonesome, isolated, bookish guy wandering   
   > the streets of New Orleans with flowers and candy he   
   > brought in hopes of securing the affections of a   
   > prostitute, a love which will never be requited,   
   > now there's some sadness for ya. Other thoughts?   
   >   
   > Jake   
      
   I don't know what a 'Dan' tune is, but I believe the saddest song of all time   
   is on Soundcloud. It's called   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)