From: coolaidcb13@yahoo.com   
      
   I understand this post went out on 3 different newsgroups... why?   
      
   Are you guys gay? Cuz if you are, that’s cool you know... nothing to   
   be ashamed of. However, why such the fascination with penises? I could   
   understand if this post came from Diane or something...   
      
   I must admit I did not read this entire post, mostly because I have a   
   short attention span, and the number of penis references were making   
   me a tad bit homophobic... but I am fairly sure this was not worthy of   
   being posted on 3 different newsgroups.   
      
   By the way, what does circumcision have to do with Steely Dan? I was   
   not aware that metal dildos came with foreskin.   
      
   Cedric   
      
      
   On 7 Mar 2006 14:31:55 -0800, darrint68@aol.com wrote:   
      
   >Tom wrote:   
   >   
   >> How does Fagen, an Irish name, become Jewish?   
   >> What connection could Steely Dan have to the subject matter at hand,   
   >> Darrin?  Or does whatever comes into your head at the moment come out   
   >> your keyboard, with no editing?   
   >> Do you think that quoting cretins is bringing you to a higher level   
   >> somehow?   
   >> Circumcision is 3-4 thousand years old.  Foreskins on humans at more   
   >> than 4.5 million years old.  If there was really a problem with them,   
   >> don't you think that the problem would have been taken out of the gene   
   >> pool by now?  Why should we listen to your opinion, when you have zero   
   >> firsthand knowledge of foreskins, and a totally prejudiced, unbalanced   
   >> view of them? Do we ask Gentiles what are the pertinent parts of the   
   >> Torah?   
   >   
   >Unfortunately for you, "Fagen" is a Jewish name, has always been a   
   >Jewish name, as is Donald Fagen. Once again, if you haven't a clue, ask   
   >those that do!! Otherwise, your naivety in the realm of "anything   
   >Jewish," will obviously work against you. Secondly, why would you call   
   >any musician (Gentile or Jewish) a cretin!? Especially Steely Dan? Tom,   
   >you're just one bizarre dude, eh?eh As for the latter part of your   
   >MISHEGOSS!? Right back at ya: society has been able to exist without   
   >foreskin for centuries. The same society that has been spared   
   >unnecessary upkeep and medical expenses from phimosis, balanitis,   
   >smegma, and every other lovely ill that is associated with the male   
   >prepuce. The mere fact that you can exist with foreskin, isn't   
   >necessarily a positive. At what cost have you been able to exist? As   
   >for my quotes? Why so froggy?eh They have nothing to do with the   
   >subject matter at hand (directlty at least!ehe), since they appear   
   >after the message. That's why they are called tags! eh Indirectly, Jews   
   >are like "Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon" - they can be tied to practically   
   >everything in life!ehe Tom, you can now let go of that leaf branch! eh   
   >-D, NYC  "I've never felt uncomfortable with my level of fame. I don't   
   >get hassled. Maybe sometimes in a minor way, but New Yorkers are much   
   >too cool for that. The thing is, you choose to be an actress, but not   
   >to be a celebrity" - RACHEL WEISZ (sweet Yiddish-British, BSA Oscar for   
   >"The Constant Gardener").."Daddy don't live in that New York City no   
   >more - he don't celebrate Sunday on a Saturday night no more" - STEELY   
   >DAN (Donald Fagen is a sweet Jew).."Miami may be paradise, but we are   
   >now looking into the core of civilization" (NYC) - TUBBS (Miami Vice -   
   >The Prodigal Son).."You grew up ridin' the subways, running with   
   >people..up in Harlem, down on Broadway..You're no tramp, but you're no   
   >lady, talkin' that street talk..You're the heart and soul of New York   
   >City" - ODYSSEY.."I'm a New York City man, baby, and say go and that is   
   >that" - LOU REED (b. Rabinowitz, umpteenth sweet, Jewish   
   >NYer).."Brooklyn is crawling with famous people" - THOMAS DOLBY.."Call   
   >on your angels...Come down to the city..Crowd around the big tree..All   
   >you strangers who know me..Bring your compassion..Your   
   >understanding...Lord how we need it..On this New York City   
   >Christmas..Yeah I'm sending you a Merry New York Christmas" - MATCHBOX   
   >20.."Bad sneakers and a pina colada my friend, stopping by the Avenue   
   >at Radio City" - STEELY DAN.."Brooklyn owes the charmer under me" -   
   >STEELY DAN.."We cruise down the river patrolling the docks..deliverin'   
   >justice to eight square blocks..Brooklyn was safe nobody got shot..We   
   >used swords and daggers and kung fu what nots" - FUN LOVIN'   
   >CRIMINALS.."Well, a redneck nerd in a bowling shirt was a-guzzlin' lone   
   >star beer..talking religion and-uh politics for all the world to   
   >hear..they oughta send you back to Roosha boy, or New York City   
   >one...you just want to doodle a Christian girl and you killed God's   
   >only son..I said, has it occurred to you, you nerd, that that's not   
   >very nice, we Jews believe it was Santa Claus that killed Jesus   
   >Christ!" eh - KINKY FRIEDMAN & THE TEXAS JEWBOYS ."I mean the City of   
   >New York...for New York is a wonder city, a veritable fairyland..with   
   >many sights not to be seen in Massachusetts or Maryland" - OGDEN   
   >NASH.."This legendary NY Jewish developer was a pioneer of tract   
   >housing & has towns in New York (Levittown, Long Island - first planned   
   >suburban community in the US) and in Pennsylvania named after him" -   
   >WILLIAM LEVITT.."Behold its liberal loveliness of length...a flowing   
   >span from shore to shore..a brimming reach of beauty matched with   
   >strength..it shines and climbs like some miraculous dream..like some   
   >vision multitudinous and agleam..a passion of desire held captive in   
   >the clasp of vast utility..NY has a special interest for me when it is   
   >wrapped in fog...then it behaves very much like a blind person" - HELEN   
   >KELLER.."Come on along and listen to...the Lullaby of Broadway...the   
   >hip hooray and ballyhoo..the Lullaby of Broadway" - AL DUBIN (sweet   
   >Jew).."I've seen the lights go out on Broadway, I saw the Empire state   
   >laid low" - BILLY JOEL (umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer - one of the Top   
   >100 selling artists of all time).."Flatbush boy cruisin' Sheepshead   
   >Bay..his boardwalk mama just a sniff away..underground DMT..ridin'   
   >thunder train...The Coney Island White Fish Boy is on the run again"  -   
   >AEROSMITH.."The Egg Cream is psychologically the opposite of   
   >circumcision - it pleasurably reaffirms your Jewishness!" eh - MEL   
   >BROOKS (b. Kaminsky, umpteenth sweet, Jewish NYer).."The ladies love a   
   >circumcision!" eh - RABBI TUCKMAN (Robin   
   >Hood: Men In Tights).."To perfect the world (TIKUN OLAM) is in Jewish   
   >thought - the obligation of every human being. Where better to begin by   
   >fixing God's goof of foreskin?".."Basically, he's self-conscious about   
   >his dick, and he wants a circumcision" eh - NIP/TUCK.."Life insurance   
   >companies should class wearers of a prepuce under the head of a   
   >hazardous risk" - MEDICAL WRITER, UNKNOWN.."Part of the foreskin they   
   >throw away after circumcision, I believe it is called SCHMUCK" eh -   
   >DAVID GALE (Kevin Spacey in The Life Of David Gale)..."Circumcision is   
      
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