From: anticreep12081970@gmail.com   
      
   (PUZZLE) FURTHER EXPLAINED:   
   (PUZZLE) "THE NOBODY WILL EVER LISTEN TO KENNETH MARTIN DOLAN PUZZLE":   
      
   EARTHLINGS: WALK IT THROUGH INSTEAD OF OPINIONATION AS POORLY AS USUAL:   
      
   1) BANK OF PLANET MARS, RESIDENT TEN PERSONS IN NUMBER, LOVES SEASHELLS AND   
   WOULD PAY $100 TRILLION FOR UP TO 7 BILLION PERSONS THAT MUST BE DIFFERENT   
   PEOPLE AND BANK OF MARS IS GIVEN CLEARANCE TO HAVE TREASURY PRINT MONEY   
   LEGALLY AS THOUGH FEDERAL    
   GOVERNMENT ON PLANET EARTH   
   2) EACH OF 7 BILLION EARTHLINGS SENDS BANK OF MARS A SEASHELL   
   3) BANK OF MARS PRINTS $100 TRILLION DOLLAR BILLS TO BE GIVEN EACH WORLD   
   CITIZEN   
   4) $100 TRILLION DOLLARS EACH 7 BILLION WILL BE PAID BACK VIA LOAN FROM EARTH   
   TO BANK OF MARS IN 2 MILLIONS   
   5) CONSEQUENCES AND RAMIFICATIONS FOR LOANS WILL BE 2 MILLION YEARS FROM NOW   
   AND IS ASSUMED TO EXIST AS A REALITY AS CURRENCY WORTH $100 TRILLION DOLLARS   
   IN EXCHANGE FOR SEASHELLS THAT BANK OF MARS LOVES AS SUCH   
   6) FREEZE AND SUSPEND PRICES AT CURRENT LEVELS   
   7) WHEN SPENDING MONEY, NOTICE SAME MARKINGS AND LEGAL TENDER AS DOLLAR BILLS   
   PRINTED ON EARTH AS PRINTING MONIES ON MARS WITHOUT FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PRESENT   
   IN MARS JUST ONCE NOT PRESENT WHERE MONIES PRINTED, SO LAYING 100 $1000 DOLLAR   
   BILLS ON COUNTER    
   AT CVS DRUGSTORE IS SAME LEGAL TENDER AS WHEN CUSTOMER COULD ONLY SPEND $5   
   BEFORE RECEIVING $100 TRILLION   
   8) ENJOY YOUR MONEY YOU DON'T NEED TO PAY FOR OVER 2 MILLION YEARS   
   9) "IS THERE ANY CONSEQUENCES OR RAMIFICATIONS FOR MONIES RECEIVED?" NO, NOT   
   FOR OVER 2 MILLION YEARS   
      
   Q: "IF AUNT FRIEDA WAS A MEAN LADY WHO YOU DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO HER   
   LOANS $1000 TO YOU BECAUSE SHE SAID ONLY GOOD TO LOAN FOR TAX EXEMPTION   
   STATUS, CAN YOU WAIT 2 MILLION YEARS FOR INITIATION TO REPAY LOAN WITHOUT   
   RAMIFICATIONS AND CONSEQUENCES TO    
   ALL EARTHINGS AND THE WORLD ECONOMY?"   
   A: YES   
      
   Q: "IF AUNT FRIEDA WAS A MEAN LADY WHO YOU DON'T CARE WHAT HAPPENS TO HER   
   LOANS $100 TRILLION DOLLARS TO EVERY WORLD CITIZEN BECAUSE SHE SAID ONLY GOOD   
   TO LOAN FOR TAX EXEMPTION STATUS, CAN YOU WAIT 2 MILLION YEARS FOR INITIATION   
   TO REPAY LOAN WITHOUT    
   RAMIFICATIONS AND CONSEQUENCES TO ALL EARTHINGS AND THE WORLD ECONOMY?"   
   A: YES   
      
   Q: "WOULD THE DOLLAR AMOUNT PRINTED ON THE $100 BILL BE ACTUALLY WORTH $100?"   
   A: YES.   
   Q: "WOULD THE DOLLAR AMOUNT PRINTED ON THE $100 TRILLION DOLLAR BILL BE   
   ACTUALLY WORTH $100 TRILLION IF PRINTED ON THE PLANET MARS FROM THE FIRST BANK   
   OF MARS?"   
   A: YES. THE FIRST BANK OF MARS WOULD PURCHASE 7 BILLION SPECKS OF DIRT FROM 7   
   BILLION DIFFERENT EARTHLINGS FOR $100 TRILLION DOLLARS, AND THEN PRINT MONEY   
      
   A: NO.   
   Q: "CAN YOU LOAN $100 TRILLION DOLLARS FOR EACH WORLD CITIZEN FROM "FIRST   
   EARTH BANK" DIFFERENT THAN UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND NOT PAY BACK ANY OF   
   THE LOAN UNTIL YEAR 1, 000, 000, 000?"   
      
   A: YES.   
   Q: "CAN YOU LOAN $100 TRILLION DOLLARS FOR EACH WORLD CITIZEN FROM "FIRST   
   JUPITER BANK LOCATED ON THE PLANET JUPITER" DIFFERENT THAN UNITED STATES OF   
   AMERICA AND NOT PAY BACK ANY OF THE LOAN UNTIL YEAR 1, 000, 000, 000?"   
      
   JUPITER, SIMPLY PUT, WOULD BE A PERMANENT FINANCIAL MESS.   
      
   THE NOBODY EVER LISTENS TO KENNETH MARTIN DOLAN (PUZZLE):    
      
   1) THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA 100% INCLUDING MILITARILY SURRENDER TO GUAM   
   ISLAND OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA   
      
   2) GUAM ISLAND ISSUES $600 TRILLION DOLLARS TO EVERY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA   
   CITIZEN WHILE FREEZING PRICES GLOBALLY AT CURRENT AND ILLEGAL TO INCREASE   
   PRICES   
      
   3) GIVE $300 TRILLION DOLLARS TO EVERY WORLD CITIZEN   
      
   4) GUAM ISLAND DECLARES 100% INDEPENDENCE FROM THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA   
      
   5) GUAM ISLAND RETRACTS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA SURRENDER   
      
   6) GUAM ISLAND SIGNS CONDITIONAL SURRENDER TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA   
   UNDER CONDITION GUAM ISLAND RETAINS UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BUDGET DEFICITS   
      
   7) EVERY UNITED STATES OF AMERICA CITIZEN KEEPS $100 TRILLION DOLLARS   
      
   QUESTION: "WOULDN'T THE MONEY HAVE TO BE PAID BACK SOMEHOW AND WOULDN'T THE   
   WORLD ECONOMY FAIL?"   
      
   ANSWER: NO, THE WORLD ECONOMY CANNOT FAIL WHEN EACH WORLD CITIZEN IS A   
   TRILLIONAIRE AND BUYING CARS FOR LESS THAN $25, 000.   
      
   ECONOMICALLY, IT'S ALL THE FAULT OF GUAM ISLAND, AND THE FAULT STAYS ON GUAM   
   ISLAND, AND THE WORLD ECONOMY IS BEYOND RICH AND WON'T FAIL AT ALL. IT'S JUST   
   GUAM ISLAND WILL HAVE A REAL BAD ECONOMY, NOBODY AS EVERY EARTH CITIZEN AS A   
   NEW TRILLIONAIRE WILL    
   HAVE TO PAY BACK THE MONEY.   
      
   A: YES.   
   Q: "IN THE SAME SPIRIT THAT A PERSON GETS A CAR LOAN THAT AS A SPECIAL LOAN,   
   DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY BACK THE LOAN FOR TWO YEARS AFTER GIVEN LOAN, CAN EACH   
   WORLD CITIZEN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES AND WITHOUT RAMIFICATIONS BORROW $100   
   TRILLION DOLLARS AND NOT HAVE    
   TO BEGIN TO PAY BACK THE LOAN FOR 20 MILLION YEARS WHILE UNITED NATIONS ORDERS   
   A WORLD WIDE PERMANENT FREEZE ON PRICES?".   
      
   A: YES.   
   Q: "IN THE SAME SPIRIT THAT A PERSON GETS A CAR LOAN THAT AS A SPECIAL LOAN,   
   DOESN'T HAVE TO PAY BACK THE LOAN FOR TWO YEARS AFTER GIVEN LOAN, CAN EACH   
   WORLD CITIZEN WITHOUT CONSEQUENCES AND WITHOUT RAMIFICATIONS BORROW $100   
   TRILLION DOLLARS AND NOT HAVE    
   TO BEGIN TO PAY BACK THE LOAN FOR 20 MILLION YEARS WHILE UNITED NATIONS ORDERS   
   A WORLD WIDE PERMANENT FREEZE ON PRICES?".   
      
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