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   Just the right amount of fame.   
   +++   
      
   only one chick   
   hung out of a car   
      
      
   and chucked me a peace sign   
   while jumpin up and down   
      
   on th wy back from surfers paradise   
      
   hi psychic blog   
   wot talks in music   
      
   +++   
   massive attack   
   'protection'   
   +++   
      
   i did surf hard though   
      
      
   th unicycle bit th deck   
      
      
      
      
   opened up my wrist again and   
      
      
   took a shaving off th right ankle   
      
   +++   
      
   bad girl nippleclamp   
      
   +++   
      
   i cant complain though   
      
   +++   
   pink floyd   
   'pigs'(three different ones)   
   +++   
      
      
   th pigs left me alone   
      
   +++   
      
   with 24 lb   
      
   th monoshock unicycle   
      
      
   took to th surf like a duck   
      
   +++   
      
   so th aquaplaning was down   
   slightly   
      
   +++   
      
   no falls in th surf   
      
   th non waterproof mp3 player   
      
   still alive   
      
   +++   
      
   wish i could say th same for around   
      
   th low flying trees   
      
   +++   
      
   stopped at joshies and barbie girls   
      
   to congratulate em   
      
   pregnant again   
      
      
   i bring some flowers man   
      
      
   dried flowers   
      
   for us to smoke   
      
      
   beautiful bush   
      
      
   from his private stach   
      
      
   nice hey   
      
   +++   
      
   just goin surfin down th edge of th island   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i'd stay longer but   
      
   no-one offered me a shower   
      
   +++   
      
   sweat and   
      
   salt   
      
      
   and beach sand   
      
   +++   
      
   headed home   
   after th dusk   
      
   it;s th tides man   
      
   +++   
      
   not worth it to hang around   
      
   wont get me any more laid   
      
   +++   
      
   did th usual amount of   
      
   impossible posts   
      
      
      
   not enough gap   
      
   but nippleclamp got around em   
      
   +++   
      
   got a sore left shoulder from somewhere   
      
   but i think that was   
      
      
   in brisvegas last night   
      
   +++   
      
   got hoem and   
      
   dropped into a chat room   
      
      
   unusual for me   
      
   got bitched at for talkin to myself   
      
      
   which i;m kinda usedta   
      
   +++   
      
   and told i wasa funny cunt   
      
   cause i refused to shutup   
      
      
   for th married bitch   
      
   who doesnt do it   
      
   +++   
      
   yeah right bitch   
      
   well u named yrself   
      
   +++   
      
   just agreein with ya   
      
   +++   
      
   they iggied me so fast   
      
   most of em didnt see th   
      
      
   lethal kadaitcha man   
      
      
   get on topic   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
   aint fuckin singin for any of em   
      
   +++   
      
      
   unrequited sex and drugs and rock n roll is boring   
      
   a rock n roll chat room   
      
      
      
   yeah right   
      
   +++   
      
   dont do it man   
   it wont get u laid   
      
      
   dont listen to th bitches   
      
   +++   
      
   although i   
   pulled out th door   
      
   a half hour before little brother   
      
      
   we found each other   
      
      
      
   on th freeway   
      
      
   behind each other   
      
      
   i got th giggles   
      
   +++   
      
   that is bullshit man   
      
   +++   
      
   remember to wish her a happy birthday from me   
      
   +++   
      
      
   just trekkin to th edge of th island   
      
   +++   
      
   delivered my dried flowers   
   and   
      
      
   helped him smoke em   
      
   +++   
      
   kuta lady was pullin out   
      
      
   we still on for tomorrow ?   
      
      
   ok babe   
      
   +++   
      
   last night   
   she was with an ex girlfriend   
      
   today it's   
   an ex boyfriend   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i dunno   
      
   +++   
      
   ah   
      
   my wrist has stopped bleeding   
      
   +++   
      
   fuck that ankle is sore   
      
   wot did i hit man  ?   
      
   +++   
      
   joshie sporting a huge gash on his leg   
      
   evrywhere i go at th moment   
      
   +++   
   will smith   
   'girls aint nothing but trouble'   
   +++   
      
   should see this guys   
   head scar   
      
   at th bike shop   
      
   +++   
      
   both my knees   
      
      
   wearin gravel rash   
      
      
   one wrist and   
      
   now one ankle   
      
      
      
   man;s bike scars   
      
   +++   
      
      
   march 17   
      
   i had to do surfers   
      
   +++   
      
   tried   
   goin around someone's   
      
   dead castle and   
      
      
   hit a boggie patch   
      
   down we go   
      
   +++   
      
   up on th first atempt   
      
   in front of   
      
   thousands   
      
      
   do th fuckers ever tire   
      
      
      
   from takin photos   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i actually found   
   another uni   
      
   ont h beach   
      
   he just walkin it but   
      
   a 20 inch   
      
   no good in th surf   
      
      
      
   less ya play with th tiddlers   
      
   +++   
      
   nippleclamp   
      
   24 inch   
      
      
   will play with th bigger babies but   
      
      
      
      
   not as good as th 27   
      
   just cant get off th bitch   
      
   u know   
      
      
   got suspension   
      
   monoshock   
      
   +++   
      
   a nice couple   
      
   bailed me up at th car   
      
      
   to tell me how cool it was   
      
   yeah alright man but   
      
      
   nobody cares   
      
   +++   
      
   only been doin it   
      
   in th surf for seven yrs   
      
   +++   
      
   but they do smile   
      
   +++   
      
   and smiels are contagious   
      
   +++   
      
   smiles on dials   
      
   +++   
      
   didnt find a shower   
      
   +++   
      
   trekked back th   
      
   hundred or so k's and   
      
      
   yummie   
      
   +++   
   a perfect circle   
   'weak and powerless'   
   +++   
      
   feelin a  bit weak   
      
   +++   
      
      
   u slog thru th surf   
      
   against th wind   
      
      
      
   man i did sweat   
      
   +++   
      
   nobody gave me wot i wanted   
      
   +++   
      
      
   as usual   
      
   +++   
      
   three weekends in a row   
      
      
   three saturdays in a  row   
      
      
   i surfed on one wheel   
      
   at surfers paradise   
      
      
      
      
   barbie girl said to go north   
      
      
   if i'm still alive   
      
      
   might be an idea   
      
   who knows   
      
      
      
   i might get offered a shower   
      
   +++   
      
      
   goin south is   
      
      
   mostly a waste of time   
      
      
      
   georgia   
      
   lives on th northern coast   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and she kisses like   
      
   there's no tomorrow   
      
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'about a girl'   
   +++   
      
   ok kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   i didnt say hi to th hot redhead   
      
   or her ex boyfriend   
      
   who's tryin to fuck me with his girlfriend   
      
   +++   
      
   my attitude has gone bad   
      
   +++   
      
   maybe mooloolaba   
      
   for th next   
      
      
   edge of th island excursion   
      
      
   was 33 degrees today   
      
   nice and warm   
      
      
   and th surf was   
      
   mellow   
      
      
   not that it bothers me   
      
   +++   
      
   didnt get taken out   
   in a gutter today   
      
      
   different state of th tide   
      
   +++   
      
   if ya werent walkin it   
      
   i mighta said gday   
      
      
   at least more than a devil sign   
      
   +++   
      
   when th tide got too high   
      
      
   a coupel laps around surfers and   
      
      
      
   ah well   
      
   +++   
      
   still lookin for me arent ya   
      
      
   i'm a hundred k's north   
      
   +++   
   machine gun fellatio   
   'amorous'   
   +++   
      
      
   stupid bitch   
      
      
      
   too slow   
      
   +++   
      
   you couldnt keep it up   
   long enough for me anyway   
      
      
   let it go   
      
   +++   
      
   slack bitch   
      
   +++   
      
   th wizard is   
      
   home   
      
   downloading porn   
      
      
   it;s more reliable   
      
   +++   
      
   damn she looked hot though   
      
   +++   
      
   wiggled just right and   
      
   gave me one of those looks   
      
   +++   
      
   so   
      
   +++   
      
   not smart enough   
      
   to catch the land surfer   
      
   +++   
      
   caught my eye   
      
   thousands do that   
      
   +++   
      
   so many piccies   
      
   +++   
      
   no-one asked for one   
      
   +++   
   the offspring   
   'have you ever'   
   +++   
      
   last night   
      
   in brisvegas   
      
      
      
   a skatey came runnin up and   
      
   caught me on th post   
      
   gave me th usual   
      
   man u are incredible   
      
   and took a  pic   
      
      
   fuckin wood pusher   
      
   +++   
      
      
   gotta get a louder mp3 player   
      
   heard it all before   
      
   +++   
      
   yeah man   
      
   that;s wonderful   
      
   +++   
      
      
   and i'm so fuckin talented   
      
   ok dear   
      
   +++   
      
   wanna take yr eyes off my sixpack   
      
   well ya aint fuckin it   
      
   +++   
      
   stupid bitch   
      
   +++   
      
      
   take a piccie and   
      
   tell some lies   
      
   +++   
      
      
   my diary reads   
      
   otherwise   
      
   +++   
      
   get too much   
   sideways action in th wet beachsand and   
      
   th plot goes cuntup   
      
   +++   
      
   and another   
   perfect freemount   
      
   on th drying sand   
   in front of thousands   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckem   
   they go apeshit and   
      
   give ya fuckin nuthing   
      
   +++   
      
   just th smiles   
      
   +++   
      
   i had a good surf   
      
      
   did my damndest   
      
   to ignore th rabble   
      
      
   they deserve iggying   
      
   +++   
   cat stevens   
   'oh very young'   
   +++   
      
   lovely slalom   
      
   up th boulevard   
      
      
   traffic island   
      
      
      
   wot is it about japanese chicks   
      
      
      
   they go off   
      
      
   so much better than th local variety   
      
   +++   
      
      
   thank you dear   
      
   dont get called a ninja evry day   
      
   +++   
      
   came out of th fourth post   
      
   in a set of six and   
      
      
   there ya were   
      
   +++   
      
      
   dont need a piccie of u   
      
   +++   
      
   some of th trees   
      
   are so close to th gutter   
      
      
   i lost one   
      
      
   sailed off th edge   
      
   +++   
      
      
   hello   
      
   unplanned gutterjump   
      
   +++   
   supertramp   
   'the logical song'   
   +++   
      
   didnt seem logical   
      
   +++   
      
   had nowhere else to go   
      
   +++   
      
   happily take it   
   nippleclamp   
      
   jumps gutters in her stride   
      
   +++   
      
   didnt fall   
      
   +++   
      
   played chicked with a few cars   
      
   who were drivin too fast   
      
   +++   
      
      
   value yr duco do ya ?   
      
   +++   
      
   i care   
      
   +++   
      
   th pigs dont hassle me about it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   well   
      
      
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