XPost: rec.sport.unicycling, alt.fan.heinlein, alt.current-events   
   XPost: alt.occult.methods, alt.ozdebate   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   bugger pt 5   
   +++   
      
   well that's one page out of   
      
   my psychic diary   
      
      
   that will never be published   
      
      
   worth it though   
      
   to see gay lady jennifer   
      
      
      
      
   clothed only in a  towel   
      
   +++   
      
   hi psychic diary that talks in music   
      
   +++   
   wolfmother   
   'colossal'   
   +++   
      
      
   damn she looked hot   
      
   my stars for today were right   
      
   +++   
      
   i cant   
   compare my bruises   
   from 4 unicycle stacks with   
      
   how yr body looks at present   
      
      
      
   poor thing   
      
   +++   
      
   just   
      
   still connected   
      
   +++   
      
   i had to burn   
      
   one of my diary pages   
      
      
      
   unusual   
      
   +++   
      
   oh   
      
   a special on th sun   
      
   just started on th tube   
      
      
   +++   
      
   i'm one of th few   
      
   who've seen jen in  a dress   
      
      
   clad only in a towel   
      
      
   and arguing football with me   
      
   i'll remember   
      
   +++   
      
   we were talkin football but   
      
   damn u looked vulnerable   
      
   +++   
      
   fuckoff bitch   
      
   my left shoulder   
      
   still not workin properly   
      
   +++   
      
   low flyin trees   
      
   +++   
      
   least they're man's bike scars   
      
   +++   
      
   wot did th man;s bike do to ya dear ?   
      
   fuckin violent lesbians   
      
   +++   
   the offspring   
   'the kids arent alright'   
   +++   
      
   not limping but   
      
   evry limb has battle scars   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   call em   
      
   dum and mad   
      
      
   chrissie   
      
   tell em u got spoonersim disease   
      
   +++   
      
   i umm   
      
      
   outed kuta lady was with someone   
      
      
   psychically   
      
   to her boyfriend   
      
   thought i heard u two pullin in   
      
      
      
   and said who's that wi her   
      
      
      
      
   course   
      
      
   was actually half an hour later   
      
      
   jen pulled a handbrakie   
      
   in th driveway   
      
      
   behind kuta lady   
      
   as ya both pulled in th drive   
      
   +++   
   mr oizo   
   'flat beat'   
   +++   
      
      
   alright bitch   
      
   evrywhere i go at th moment   
      
      
      
   evryone showin me their battle scars   
      
      
   talk   
      
   +++   
      
      
   damn   
      
   +++   
      
   bugger pt 5   
      
   +++   
      
      
   had to burn a diary page   
      
      
   dr death was enraged   
      
   +++   
      
   both dr death's jenny's are   
      
   covered in bruises   
      
   +++   
      
   and whitey marks   
      
   +++   
      
   black   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   black   
      
   +++   
      
   hasnt spoken since   
      
   +++   
      
   bugger pt 5   
      
   +++   
      
   "seein jen in a towel was a ploy"   
      
   +++   
   nirvana   
   'come as you are'   
   +++   
      
   priviledges package on th telly paulo   
      
      
   hoem loans   
      
   +++   
      
   "priviledged ya sayin ?"   
      
   yeah   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "i'll remember it"   
      
   "nxt time they're baggin her for bein so gay"   
      
   +++   
      
   "she's scrumptious in a dress"   
      
   alright paulo   
      
   +++   
      
   she didnt feel me up   
      
   and check if i got tits   
      
   when i cuddled her friday   
      
   ++   
      
   pirate jenny is   
   hidin behind th moustache   
      
   trust me   
      
   i'm a witchdoctor   
      
   +++   
      
   oh ok   
   it never happened   
      
   +++   
   a perfect circle   
   'sleeping beauty'   
   +++   
      
   fuck u girls   
      
   tell some stories   
      
   +++   
      
   where do th lies stop ?   
      
   +++   
      
   well   
      
   +++   
      
   "show me th scars"   
      
      
   +++   
      
   evry limb   
   th bitch went to town on er   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "mellow jenny"   
   "or u'll have to burn another diary page"   
      
   +++   
      
   wouldnt tell me who   
      
   she knows   
      
      
      
      
   th bitch would drop dead   
      
   seven days later   
      
      
   the lethal kadaitcha man of kuta   
      
   still in full possession of his powers   
      
   +++   
      
   kuta lady caught th boys out this morning   
      
   they all thought   
      
   they;d lied successfully   
      
   but her gift   
      
   told her in her sleep   
      
   +++   
   dire straights   
   'money for nothing'   
   +++   
      
   knew wot htey'd been up to   
      
   +++   
      
   it's why yr th nxt witchdoctor of kuta babe   
      
   +++   
      
   my dream last week   
      
   i die nxt wednesday   
      
      
   not 100%   
      
   convinced   
      
      
   it's just my gift telling me   
      
   when my birthday is   
      
   +++   
      
   too many of them   
      
   come true   
      
   +++   
      
   i brought dried flowers   
      
      
   for us to smoke   
      
   kuta lady's   
      
      
   mum and dad   
      
      
   both scarpering off to th bush   
      
   +++   
      
   this week   
      
   +++   
      
   "her dad leaves thursday"   
      
   +++   
      
   hmm   
      
   +++   
      
   just in case   
      
   i want u to know these   
      
      
   events   
      
      
   and here are th keys   
      
   to the stoners bible   
      
   +++   
      
   take car ebabe   
      
      
   my diary is   
      
      
   f   
   ractious   
      
      
   360000 dead psychic kills in it   
      
   +++   
      
      
   just   
      
   th only way to see ppl die   
      
   is to kill em   
      
      
   in th present   
      
   +++   
      
   action reaction   
      
   +++   
      
   for th record   
      
   yr boyfriend   
      
   understood   
      
      
      
   i pointed th bone of death at   
   the islamic terrorist cunts   
      
   th night before the   
      
      
   northern pakistan earthquake   
      
      
      
   only way i could see it   
      
      
      
   at th time   
      
      
   and under th circumstances   
      
   +++   
      
   and um   
      
      
      
      
   even go tth   
      
      
      
   blood mopney curse   
      
   ont h net   
      
   seven days before   
      
      
   the world trade centre   
      
      
   centre of th world's money   
      
      
   parked itself in it;s own basement   
      
   in ten seconds flat   
      
      
      
   wow osama   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm really impressed  man   
      
   +++   
   i fuckin hate   
      
   writin predictions to   
      
   terrorist incidents   
      
   after that fucker   
      
      
      
   and yeah   
      
   this psychic diary does have   
      
   about a week   
      
   before th   
      
   aus plane crash with   
      
      
   ten ppl on board   
      
   a wrning of a   
      
   terrorist incident   
      
   u call it better   
      
      
   a plane crashing on fire   
      
      
   a week before it happens   
      
   +++   
      
   at least   
      
   my psychic diary page titled   
      
      
   10 dead hippies sitting on a  wall   
      
   +++   
   nine inch nails   
   'fuck you like an animal'   
   +++   
      
   is open to   
      
   straight opposites   
      
      
      
   10 top flight australians   
      
   two of em   
      
      
      
   senior federal police   
      
      
      
   on a  plane crashin   
      
   in indonesia   
      
      
   we lost   
      
      
   5   
      
      
   +++   
      
   at least i didnt take   
   psychic kills outta that one   
      
      
   just saw it wrong   
      
   saw th t word and   
      
      
   dropped off th net   
      
      
      
      
      
   bye   
      
   +++   
      
      
   it's become intolerable   
      
   +++   
      
      
   comparing   
      
      
   bruises and   
   contusions with jen this arv   
      
   was fuckin hard   
      
      
   +++   
      
   when yr sister   
   dear jen   
      
   was tryint o pregnant th other week   
      
   my unborn daughter   
      
   was squeelin in this   
   psychic diary   
      
      
      
   about how   
      
      
   she's liek to live in freefall   
      
      
   for th better looking breasts and   
      
      
   no sag lines   
      
      
      
      
   lemmee go bitch   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th kuta ladies   
      
   +++   
      
   all infected with kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   have i gotta have an   
   extraordinary amount of crashes   
      
   on my unicycle   
      
   dont usually damage th body much   
      
      
   just so i   
      
      
      
   will also be covered in bruises and contusions and   
      
      
      
   i know how u feel babe   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i feel other ppl's pain   
      
      
   take a look at th wrist slash   
      
      
      
   keeps oozing blood again   
      
   +++   
      
      
   three  crashe sina  row   
      
   in surfers paradise last night   
      
      
   yesterday arv   
      
   th fucker opened up again   
      
   +++   
      
   i still luv u   
      
   +++   
   massive attack   
   'hymn of the big wheel'   
   +++   
      
      
   nippleclamp   
   doesnt normally spit me   
      
      
      
   quite this often   
      
      
   my diary isnt   
      
      
      
   usually full of   
      
      
   extreme unicycle injuries   
      
   +++   
      
   th monoshock unicycle   
      
   usually better behaved   
      
      
   not th bald tyre at all   
      
   th tyre was bald before   
      
      
   just wont pop   
      
      
      
   why is my body getting knocked around ?   
      
   +++   
      
   because i luv this woman   
      
   +++   
      
      
   it's wot i said to er   
      
   when  i cuddled her friday night   
      
   +++   
      
   she had a shower   
      
   wrapped up in a towel   
      
      
   covered all th bruises and   
      
   smiled at me   
      
   +++   
      
   so is kuta lady's brother playin centre then ?   
      
      
   my old position   
      
      
      
   he's too big to be a winger   
      
   +++   
      
   damn   
      
   she's into beach football paulo   
      
      
   "it's good training"   
      
   tag   
      
      
   "forgot to spit"   
      
   +++   
      
   she's had an offer   
      
   to join a team   
      
   +++   
      
   "they can do with a 21 yr old lesbian"   
      
   she's not all gay   
      
      
      
   not after that shower scene   
      
   +++   
      
   cuddles me too tight to be gay   
      
   +++   
      
   stop hittin chicks   
   they'll stop hitting u   
      
   ok i lied   
      
   +++   
      
   ya know my first wife was a   
   bouncer   
      
   +++   
   blood sweat and tears   
   'spinning wheel'   
   +++   
      
   least it wasnt someone u were throwin out   
      
      
   hmm   
      
      
      
      
   +++   
      
   paulo i got a backwards echo   
      
      
   "dont sweat it"   
      
      
      
   ok   
      
   +++   
      
   fuck u chicks can argue   
      
   +++   
      
   somehow   
      
   i got dragged into th mess   
      
   i was havin  drink   
      
   and a smoke   
      
   with joshie   
      
      
   when th boys night   
      
   got planned   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i didnt pay any attention   
      
   i was goin surfin   
      
   at th edge of th island   
      
      
      
      
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