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   XPost: talk.origins   
   From: desertphile@invalid-address.net   
      
   On Mon, 26 Oct 2009 17:21:51 -0700 (PDT), Frank J   
    wrote:   
      
   > On Oct 26, 4:24 pm, KingOfTheApes  wrote:   
      
   > > THE FIRST COMING OF JESUS:   
   > >   
   > > It means it didn't work because peaceful means don't work. *   
   > >   
   > > THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS:   
      
   Don't anyone hold one's breath waiting. Except you Creationist   
   loons.   
      
   > > He'll be kicking ass next time, not riding an ass.   
      
   He won't have an ass? How will people know if he's coming or   
   going?   
       
   > And he'll be turning water into beer instead of wine. It'll be great.   
       
   Anyone who turns water into beer is an infidel. It should be made   
   into orange soda. Throughout writen history we finds all kinds of   
   dieties turning water into other things: why have none of them, as   
   far as I know, ever turned water into something useful like   
   gasoline?   
      
      
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    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)