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   From: desertphile@invalid-address.net   
      
   On Wed, 28 Oct 2009 08:12:57 -0700 (PDT), Mephistopheles   
    wrote:   
      
   > On Oct 27, 1:21 pm, Jonathan D  wrote:   
      
   > > > He won't have an ass? How will people know if he's coming or   
   > > > going?   
      
   > > No no no didn't you read what Wilkins said? He will be riding a horse   
   > > and a donkey at the same time. In other words, he needs two animals   
   > > to support his fat ass.   
       
   > So does this mean it's gonna be like Elvis? The First Coming was the   
   > young, slender Jesus and the Second Coming is going to be the old, fat   
   > Jesus? Is there going to be a stamp? Do I get to vote?   
      
   And will Jesus be serving hash brows and coffee at some Memphis   
   truck stop, like Elvis is?   
      
      
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