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Denver International Airport ~knows~ about the conspiracy theories and
is trolling us all
Full story:
If you've ever been to the Denver International Airport or even seen
photos, you can probably tell it's a bit, uh, creepy.
In case the giant blue mustang statue with devilishly red eyes that GLOW
wasn't enough to send chills down your spine, over the years a whole
slew of terrifying and outlandish conspiracy theories surrounding the
Colorado airport have popped up.
Now, as the airport undergoes (semi-mysterious) construction, it's
embracing all those cursed statue, questionable mural, and underground
bunker theories and taking an opportunity to troll the heck out of
travelers.
SEE ALSO: Denver airport suggests repainting its devil horse, people
hope it's not a joke
For its latest round of construction advertisements, the airport fully
played into the long list of far-from-comforting rumors and created
signs to specifically addressed them.
"Yes, Den’s got some secrets," one of the ads featuring an image of an
alien reads. "Since the airport’s opening in 1995, there have been
endless rumors and theories. People say our underground tunnels lead to
secret meeting facilities for the world’s elite. Our blue horse is
thought of to be cursed. Some believe we are connected to the new world
order, the Freemasons, and are home to the lizard people."
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