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   Message 48 of 1,939   
   A [Temporary] Dog to All   
   Re: America's "milquetoast" Xians   
   05 Jun 04 06:44:48   
   
   XPost: alt.astronomy, alt.astrology, alt.tarot   
   XPost: alt.paranormal   
   From: amungedtempdog@munged.see.sig   
      
   On 4 Jun 2004 20:27:00 +0200, Morphing font of ignorance, Daniel   
   Joseph Pinhead pulled on his "American Patriot" (shouldn't that be   
   "American Pinhead"?) outfit painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,   
   ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:   
      
   >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----   
   >   
   >The atheistic, left-wing communist extremists in America   
   >are cutting through America's so-called Xians like a hot   
   >machete through low-fat margarine!   
      
   They slice, they dice, they cut thru margarine.  Get Tempdog's new   
   pocket communist now!   
      
   >Good, patriotic Xians   
   >like Joan of Arc are nowhere to be found in America.   
      
   Pesp.  They're behind the couch.   
      
   >The   
   >only Xians left in America are spineless, halfhearted co-   
   >wards.   
      
   Like Daniel Min, directing others to commit murder while he hides   
   behind a remailer chain.  Fortunately, no one listens to him.   
      
   [....]   
      
   >A large caliber weapon is preferred, at least a .357 mag   
   >or better will assure effective kill-power when you look   
   >your enemy right between the eyes and put a slug therein.   
      
   And there we have it: Min's knowledge of weapons and their use comes   
   from watching Dirty Harry movies.   
      
   [....]   
      
   >You either grow yourself a pair of BRASS BALLS like Joan   
   >of Arc obviously had   
      
   I see no one ever had that chat about the birds and the bees with   
   MINibrain.  No wonder he has issues with homosexuals.   
      
   >or STOP calling yourself "Christian"   
   >already! You're NO Xian. You're merely worthless garbage.   
   >You'll end up roasting in Hell right along with Saddam &   
   >Sons.   
      
   Is that like Sanford and Son?   
      
      
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