XPost: rec.arts.poems, alt.arts.poetry.comments, alt.religion.wicca   
   From: pjr@NOSPAMinsurgent.org   
      
   On Monday 04 April 2005, the messenjah wrote in rec.arts.poems:   
      
   > I was baptized a Catholic, did my first Holy Communion, several   
   > years of Catholic school, Confirmation, and was even an Altar Boy   
   > for a spell. The Mass was in Latin in those days... I got to ring   
   > the bells.  Woo-hoo!!!   
      
   So you were abused by a priest, not by your father. Or maybe a priest   
   was your father? Since you don't know who your father was, it's quite   
   possible.   
      
   > There are 1 billion Catholics in the world, but only 4% of those   
   > Catholics live in the United States.   
      
   What percentage of racist pedo-clowns have worked out how to use   
   Google for primitive searches? You can't be the only one.   
      
   > On July 18th at First Baptist Church in Jacksonville, Florida I was   
   > Baptised again. Total immersion.   
      
   Was there a flood while you were watching Dr Jerry "Cracker" Vines on   
   TV? I hope it didn't carry your beanbag chair away.   
      
   > I have never asked whether I'm still Catholic, or Baptist, or both.   
      
   Or Rastafarian, or Wiccan, or...   
      
   > I'm saddened that the Pope has passed, and I'd like to see the new   
   > Pontiff come from Africa or South America where a lot of new people   
   > are being Baptized Catholic.   
      
   It would be nice for you and Dr Jerry "Hick" Vines to be able to call   
   him racist names, wouldn't it?   
      
   > I believe that Jesus Christ is my personal Lord and Savior.   
      
   Yeah, but you also believe you're good-looking. Why can't you stop   
   fooling yourself, chuckles?   
      
   > However, I respect all religions   
      
   Do I have to Google your comments about Islam, chuckles?   
      
   > because I have dabbled in most of them during my search...   
      
   Fuck you, chuckles. I was drinking coffee when I read that. Now I have   
   to clean under the space bar again.   
      
   > http://skywriter.diaryland.com   
      
   I must remember to update my archive of the Blaaaargh before anything   
   happens to it.   
      
   PJR :-)   
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