XPost: alt.astronomy, alt.astrology, alt.tarot   
   XPost: alt.paranormal   
   From: amungedtempdog@munged.see.sig   
      
   On Mon, 7 Jun 2004 00:55:58 -0400, deelilley@hotmailspam.com (Dee)   
   painted a red bull's eye on his forehead, ascended the altar of Fluffy   
   and shouted:   
      
   >A [Temporary] Dog  wrote:   
   >   
   >> On 4 Jun 2004 20:27:00 +0200, Morphing font of ignorance, Daniel   
   >> Joseph Pinhead pulled on his "American Patriot" (shouldn't that be   
   >> "American Pinhead"?) outfit painted a red bull's eye on his forehead,   
   >> ascended the altar of Fluffy and shouted:   
   >>   
   >> >-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE-----   
   >> >   
   >> >The atheistic, left-wing communist extremists in America   
   >> >are cutting through America's so-called Xians like a hot   
   >> >machete through low-fat margarine!   
   >>   
   >> They slice, they dice, they cut thru margarine.  Get Tempdog's new   
   >> pocket communist now!   
   >   
   >I'll take two! one for each hand :-)   
      
   I'd prefer to Pina Coladas myself, but OK.   
      
   >> >Good, patriotic Xians   
   >> >like Joan of Arc are nowhere to be found in America.   
   >>   
   >> Pesp.  They're behind the couch.   
   >   
   >Fink.   
   >   
   >> >The   
   >> >only Xians left in America are spineless, halfhearted co-   
   >> >wards.   
   >>   
   >> Like Daniel Min, directing others to commit murder while he hides   
   >> behind a remailer chain.  Fortunately, no one listens to him.   
   >   
   >Jim Jones is like, so yesterday.   
      
   Fortunately.  But are the suicide bombers so different?  And lets not   
   forget Heavens Gate.   
      
   >> [....]   
   >>   
   >> >A large caliber weapon is preferred, at least a .357 mag   
   >> >or better will assure effective kill-power when you look   
   >> >your enemy right between the eyes and put a slug therein.   
   >>   
   >> And there we have it: Min's knowledge of weapons and their use comes   
   >> from watching Dirty Harry movies.   
   >>   
   >> [....]   
   >>   
   >> >You either grow yourself a pair of BRASS BALLS like Joan   
   >> >of Arc obviously had   
   >>   
   >> I see no one ever had that chat about the birds and the bees with   
   >> MINibrain.  No wonder he has issues with homosexuals.   
   >   
   >Heh. Step Right Up! See The Brass Balls!   
   >'Issues' is really too kind, Sir.   
   >'...directing others to commit murder ...' was accurate.   
      
   You're right, but Min is so pathetic that I find it difficult to take   
   his rantings too seriously.  His ignorance is so all encompassing, I   
   wonder if he ever gets out.  If there's anyone who'd go postal on   
   Min's say so, they'll probably end up accidentally shooting   
   themselves,   
      
   >> >or STOP calling yourself "Christian"   
   >> >already! You're NO Xian. You're merely worthless garbage.   
   >> >You'll end up roasting in Hell right along with Saddam &   
   >> >Sons.   
   >>   
   >> Is that like Sanford and Son?   
   >   
   >Em, TD? you are talking to someone with NO sense of humour.   
   >But he *does* like dead people.   
      
   His true sexual preference.   
      
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