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   From: yronwode.com@nagasiva   
      
   50050702 ix om   
      
   "whyzard" :   
   >turns out all jesus can do is the things in the bible.   
      
   whatever's written about him. that's what fiction includes.   
      
   >his powers are not infinite.   
   >For instance, he can still conjure thousands of fish and   
   >bread and wine,   
      
   arguable whether he did it, or if it was Yahweh theurgy.   
      
   >yet he can't conjure a pizza say or a hamburger.   
      
   not demonstrated.   
      
   >He is limited to his tricks.   
      
   only insofar as stories about him haven't been created.   
   of course, as soon as another story is written, well   
   then Jesus stories will include this too. Buddy Christ   
   was a great one, created in "Dogma" by George Carlin's   
   Cardinal character. only through the limitations of   
   the CULT can the Jesuses be so limited.   
      
   >So he comes back and he doesn't come back to rule with   
   >the iron hand of law but that he is here to open chain of   
   >fast food restuarants that serve fish, bread, and wine.   
      
   fish and chips?   
      
   >The bible was the worlds most elaborate coupon. Those   
   >who read the bible get a 15% discount on all meals.   
      
   originating a new significance for 'Bible Belt'.   
      
   nocTifer   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)