Forums before death by AOL, social media and spammers... "We can't have nice things"
|    alt.mythology    |    Greek mythology... or fans of Hercules    |    1,939 messages    |
[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]
|    Message 913 of 1,939    |
|    the real thing to All    |
|    voodoo unicycle (1/3)    |
|    26 Sep 06 11:05:01    |
   
   XPost: alt.mysteries, alt.mystic.PLEASE.come.back   
   From: pepp@cyberdude.com   
      
   voodoo unicycle   
   +++   
      
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'track 4'   
   +++   
      
      
   jenny three   
      
   has gone to th   
      
      
   fabricator   
      
   +++   
      
   my fabricator saw me walk in with two   
      
   unicycles a devilish smile on my face   
      
      
      
   explained wot i wanted   
      
   heard wot he wanted to build   
      
      
   when do i come back man ?   
      
   thursday   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i stayed and watched th swingarm   
      
      
      
   of th monoshock unicycle   
      
   comin apart   
      
   +++   
   amiel   
   'lovesong'   
   +++   
      
      
   i'm havin a hard time watchin man   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   she was a prototype   
      
   just   
      
   bolted together   
      
      
   in response to th guy who   
      
   can weld anythin to anythin   
      
   +++   
      
      
   he said he could   
      
   do rebuild on th   
      
   ex surf unicycle   
      
      
   hub   
   that was   
      
   inhabiting th   
      
      
   monoshock frame   
      
      
      
   and he wants a wheel   
      
   tell ya what man   
      
   u fix that one   
      
   u can have it   
      
   but fix my surf hub as well   
      
      
      
   cool as   
      
   +++   
      
      
   thursday is   
      
   th 28th   
      
      
   maybe   
      
   it was just a premonition of   
      
      
   goin round to my   
      
   extreme unicycle fabricators place   
      
      
      
   and havin that   
      
   first test ride   
      
      
      
   somethin that has never   
      
      
   been   
      
   +++   
   portishead   
   'all mine'   
   +++   
      
   guess i'll find out   
      
   +++   
      
   voodoo unicycle   
      
   sorry man   
   wot are th rules of unicycle hockey again ?   
      
   i smoek too much drugs or   
      
   not enough   
      
      
   one or th other   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll stop callin ya billie   
      
   ya mad unicycle   
      
   fat bitch   
      
   +++   
      
   he's gunna trim yr tail and   
      
   lighten ya somewhat   
      
      
   tighten ya up and   
      
   put my good 24 inch   
      
      
   wheel hub in there   
      
   +++   
      
      
   just umm   
      
      
      
   we had to widen her hips   
   and stretch th   
      
   orig frame   
      
   to get that tyre in   
      
      
   and this is th right pedal   
      
   +++   
      
   i marked left as well   
      
      
   he asked   
      
   +++   
      
      
   we took measurments   
      
      
      
   crutch to pedal   
      
      
   round 88 cm sounds good   
      
   give me two inches either way ok   
      
   +++   
   john butler trio   
   'somethings gotta give'   
   +++   
      
   exactly computer   
      
   a little give   
      
   either way   
      
   +++   
      
   if its comfy aenough   
      
   i can ride without a towel   
      
   +++   
      
   if   
      
      
   if it;s ready thursday night   
      
      
      
   that gives me   
      
   one day   
      
      
   to get used to th bitch and   
      
   find out where it slides   
      
   +++   
      
   today's tuesday isnt it ?   
   "yeah"   
      
   dannielle arrived in town today   
      
   +++   
      
   "sposed to"   
      
   +++   
      
   if it's tight man   
      
      
   i dont give a fuck   
      
      
   i'll ride it   
      
   +++   
      
   unicycle prototype that is   
      
   dont misquote me   
      
   +++   
      
   cunt   
      
   +++   
   joel turner and the modern day poets   
   'these kids'   
   +++   
      
      
   oh ok   
      
   bothered myself there for a second   
      
   just psychic   
      
      
   for th next track   
      
      
      
   these kids   
      
   +++   
      
      
   voodoo unicycle   
      
   back to th action   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   a cut and shut and   
      
   move th seat   
      
      
   losin th knuckle joint and   
      
   chester th wonder welder   
      
      
   came runnin over   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "limpin"   
      
   "fell off one of my unis th other week"   
      
      
   wants to buy one   
      
   "silly boy"   
      
      
      
   <<>>   
      
   +++   
      
   i'll think good things if u do chester   
      
   +++   
      
   my twin brothers magic   
   and mine   
      
   well able to cope with simple healing   
      
   +++   
      
   u'll get over it guys   
      
   just chop th unicycle in half first   
      
      
      
      
   once u've chopped yr first bicycle   
      
   in half   
      
      
   to make a unicycle   
      
      
   a girls biek into a boys bike   
      
      
   it becomes a habit   
      
   +++   
      
   that kid in th paper had four wheels   
      
   "unicycles"   
      
      
   yeah ok   
      
   light me bitch   
      
      
   "scuse i"   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
      
      
   drugs   
      
   +++   
      
   "wot's in th bowl bitch ?"   
      
   hey what   
      
   oh yeah i smoked them   
      
   th new stuff pls   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   mik   
   'blues revenge'   
      
      
   voodoo paulie   
      
   +++   
   shakespears sister   
   'you're history'(voodoo mix)   
   +++   
      
   "i'd call that a good clue"   
      
   "to th song about to play"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   voodoo unicycle   
      
   +++   
      
      
   how many times u   
      
   dodged to miss th taxi   
      
   comin up behind me   
      
   +++   
      
      
      
   yesterday   
      
      
   voodoo unicycle jennifer's birthday   
      
      
      
   i sat there drinkin smoko and   
      
      
   stared at htis box   
      
   with   
      
      
      
      
   jens   
      
   explosive ho   
      
      
      
   written on it   
      
      
   roudn th edge of th box   
      
   th ho is   
      
      
   home   
      
      
   and it;s a jensens box   
      
      
   i think   
      
      
      
      
      
      
      
   jen's explosive hop   
      
   +++   
      
      
   hmmm   
      
      
   on th bloody unicycle's birthday   
      
   who said th fucker's arent human   
      
   +++   
      
   voodoo unicycle   
      
   +++   
      
   jenny mark three   
      
   +++   
      
      
   th suspension beast   
      
   +++   
      
   day befor eyr birthday i'm   
   drivin down th road   
      
   and pass a boat   
      
   bein pulled on a trailer   
      
   by a car   
      
      
   and th boat is called   
      
      
   jenny 3   
      
      
      
   th morning of yr birthdya   
      
   inth traffic with little brother   
      
   we got stuck behind a car   
      
   with JEN 89   
      
      
   or some such number   
      
   +++   
   robbie williams   
   'tripping'   
   +++   
      
      
   very robbie   
      
   +++   
      
   trippy   
      
   +++   
      
   then givin my brother a hand   
      
      
      
   we have smoko   
      
      
   at this guys house and   
      
   there's this   
      
      
   box   
      
      
      
      
   i sip my coffee and   
      
      
   look at th box   
      
      
      
      
      
   jens explosive ho   
      
      
      
      
   wow   
      
   +++   
      
      
   ya spat me ya bitch   
      
      
   th fabricator   
      
      
      
      
   is gunna try to tame ya a bit but   
      
      
   u and i know that   
      
      
      
   just aint gunna happen   
      
   +++   
      
      
   faceplant stack off   
      
   monoshock unicycle   
      
      
   jeans leg caught in th   
      
   wheel   
      
   +++   
      
      
   yr gettin a bigger tyre   
      
   th proto was undertyred   
      
      
      
   with knobbies   
      
   greased and cleaned   
      
      
   bushes   
      
   for th swingarm   
      
      
   and a straight   
      
   triangulated   
      
      
   frame   
      
      
   +++   
      
   with a tight   
      
   unicycle hub you'll   
      
   pull th most amazing slides   
      
   +++   
   the geraldine fibbers   
   'dragon lady'   
   +++   
      
   lead singer   
      
   slidin   
      
   her hand up some girls   
      
   dress   
      
   +++   
      
   oh she got a slap on th face   
      
   +++   
      
   my lesbian friends tell similar tales   
      
   +++   
      
      
   coffee...   
      
   +++   
      
   no smoking, just fire ?   
      
   "water fire"   
      
      
   oh   
      
   +++   
      
      
   it's not th first unicycle frame   
      
   th surf has killed   
      
   +++   
   the verve   
   'the drugs dont work'   
   +++   
      
   gets some verve   
   in th   
      
      
   white water   
      
   hey jen   
      
   +++   
      
   not comin down   
      
      
   i'm too good a rider   
      
      
      
   th falls are few and seldom   
      
   unless i;m playin with th edge   
      
      
   th mp3 player isnt waterproof   
      
   +++   
      
   voodoo unicycle prototyping on a budget   
      
   +++   
      
      
   27 inch ya were   
      
      
   half bicycle frame   
      
   surf unicycle   
      
      
   cause ya wore out yr 24 inch frame   
      
   +++   
      
   and i patched ya up   
      
   by choppin a bicycle in half   
      
   +++   
      
      
   "girls bike"   
      
   +++   
      
      
   then i relaced yr wheel to a   
      
   27 inch   
      
      
   surf unicycle   
      
   bingo   
      
      
      
   drags it's tail in a foot of water   
      
      
   catches waves   
      
      
      
   +++   
      
   we still got u   
      
   but yr spirit lives on   
      
      
   yr genes   
      
      
   in th beast at th fabricators place   
      
   slowly takin shape as   
      
      
   voodoo unicycle   
      
   +++   
      
   if a real pretty girl   
      
   is about to walk out a nightclub door   
      
   +++   
   city high   
   'sista'   
   +++   
      
      
   jen would   
      
   be playin up   
      
   before she opened th door   
      
   +++   
      
   i turn left she's   
      
   got a mind of her own   
      
      
   misses th   
      
   post on th right by   
      
      
   millimetres and   
      
   +++   
      
      
   frightens her shitless   
      
   +++   
      
   all her mates though   
   piss emselves laughin   
      
   us humans are fucked in th head   
      
      
   +++   
      
   and then   
   she smiles at me   
      
      
   pretty girl smiles at me   
   even better   
      
   i dont have to wake up next to er   
   with a shit look on her face   
      
   ever   
      
      
      
   see u at yr   
      
   best   
      
   +++   
   the red hot chilli peppers   
   'track 07'   
   +++   
      
   red hot   
      
      
   walkin out of th club   
      
   all ekkied up and   
      
      
      
   th demon wizard just passed by   
      
   +++   
      
   sharkie   
      
   +++   
      
   my sharkfin wizard hat   
   screamin from th disuse   
      
   sorry man   
   the fortitude valley is   
      
   blackbanned   
      
   +++   
      
      
   fine me for ridin a safety bicycle cunt   
      
      
   i dont ride a girls bike   
      
      
   unicycling   
      
   puttin smiles on dials   
      
      
      
   in th entertainment precinct   
      
   yeah right man   
      
   +++   
      
   in the fortitude valley   
      
   that's just   
      
   it's fuckin sick man   
      
   +++   
      
      
   i went to skatebowls cunt   
   and not in YOUR   
      
   city   
      
   +++   
      
   jenny two   
      
   loves th bowl   
      
   +++   
   kristin hersh and michael stipe   
   'your ghost'   
   +++   
   '   
      
   gotta be a ghost to be   
   comfortable   
      
   to drop into bowls   
   on a unicycle   
      
      
   th ghost who rolls   
      
   +++   
      
   i'm a dead man   
      
   +++   
      
   "mellow"   
      
   +++   
      
   will he   
      
   finish   
   th new prototype thursday paulo ?   
      
      
      
   [continued in next message]   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
|
[   << oldest   |   < older   |   list   |   newer >   |   newest >>   ]
(c) 1994, bbs@darkrealms.ca