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|    The Wizard of OZ to All    |
|    passing the mantle    |
|    29 Oct 06 23:34:45    |
      XPost: alt.witchcraft, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.magick       XPost: alt.national.enquirer       From: theunicycleman@hotmail.com              passing the mantle       +++              hey psychic blog              +++       golden earring       'radar love'       +++                     i              trained for five yrs       operant psychic conditioning              and threw th biggest curse       it';s ever been my displeasure to              write              +++              posted it to th net and       th next day              my little brother destroyed my computer       smashed th monitor and              keyboard              +++              we've done wot we              set out to do and              th magic has spoken              +++              i cant moderate th curse              not allowed to fuck with it              i was going to              +++              a curse against       non belief of magic              i had to make it       endless              benchmarks without timetables              +++              fuck man              my job is done              +++              kuta gave me a clear path       to go live down th beach              with a guy ringin me       two days earlier              offerin me a place to live              +++              i passed th mantle to              kuta lady                     she'll be th new              witchdoctor of kuta              +++              catwoman       mad redheaded witch              down th coast              rang me       while i was crying                     th porn computer is dead       th wizard with th sore nuts is fucked              radar love              +++              i was real girlie yesterday              my world fell apart              +++       supertramp       'the logical song'       +++              kuta's gunna let       009 disappear for a while              my next significant date is       13 january 2007              maybe it;s for       kuta lady to explore              if kuta grabs her       th same way she grabbed me              five yrs babe              +++              u can do it              +++              we failed but              our magic curses have proved t be       exceedingly deadly              funny              usama bin laden is my                            instrument              +++              our house is falling down              it's got that same              blood money in it              +++              it's umm              time to stop worryin about                            humanity at large and                     we got problems at home              +++              i can maybe never       put away my psychic blog forever              +++       ?       'track 4'       +++              but it's intruded into our home lfie              one too many times              +++                     last xmas i              told my brother i wanted a divorce                     on december 23                     led by th magic              mad tranny bitch                     and th guy next door              left this wife                     with a premmie baby in th hospital              on december 23              +++              i proposed marriage       in an internet server              to nicole kidman              a yr to th       very day              she got married                            i experienced real magic              +++              and they can never acknowledge me              too many nasty things in th record              +++              so i'm              wasting my time              +++       b2k       'bump bump bump'       +++              i retire with       273000 confirmed psychic kills              and robbie walked thru th door       to talk about it all              +++              five yrs man       a real psychic religion              and every one of em                     went and sat on their couch              cant do this in oz              +++              robbie said              go and get th dutch passport                     maybe ya should go into exile              +++              either way                     we're outta here for a while                            it's been a pleasure                     writing th stoners bible              my book of it                     and sharing it with u                     but apparently              nobody here needs me                     +++                     thank u kuta       it;s been a most interesting experience                     here endeth th lesson              .       .       .              pirate jenny       "black"       'the land surfer"       +++       p.s.              tenacious d       'karate'              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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