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   Message 920 of 1,939   
   The Wizard of OZ to All   
   passing the mantle   
   29 Oct 06 23:34:45   
   
   XPost: alt.witchcraft, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt.magick   
   XPost: alt.national.enquirer   
   From: theunicycleman@hotmail.com   
      
   passing the mantle   
   +++   
      
   hey psychic blog   
      
   +++   
   golden earring   
   'radar love'   
   +++   
      
      
   i   
      
   trained for five yrs   
   operant psychic conditioning   
      
   and threw th biggest curse   
   it';s ever been my displeasure to   
      
   write   
      
   +++   
      
   posted it to th net and   
   th next day   
      
   my little brother destroyed my computer   
   smashed th monitor and   
      
   keyboard   
      
   +++   
      
   we've done wot we   
      
   set out to do and   
      
   th magic has spoken   
      
   +++   
      
   i cant moderate th curse   
      
   not allowed to fuck with it   
      
   i was going to   
      
   +++   
      
   a curse against   
   non belief of magic   
      
   i had to make it   
   endless   
      
   benchmarks without timetables   
      
   +++   
      
   fuck man   
      
   my job is done   
      
   +++   
      
   kuta gave me a clear path   
   to go live down th beach   
      
   with a guy ringin me   
   two days earlier   
      
   offerin me a place to live   
      
   +++   
      
   i passed th mantle to   
      
   kuta lady   
      
      
   she'll be th new   
      
   witchdoctor of kuta   
      
   +++   
      
   catwoman   
   mad redheaded witch   
      
   down th coast   
      
   rang me   
   while i was crying   
      
      
   th porn computer is dead   
   th wizard with th sore nuts is fucked   
      
   radar love   
      
   +++   
      
   i was real girlie yesterday   
      
   my world fell apart   
      
   +++   
   supertramp   
   'the logical song'   
   +++   
      
   kuta's gunna let   
   009 disappear for a while   
      
   my next significant date is   
   13 january 2007   
      
   maybe it;s for   
   kuta lady to explore   
      
   if kuta grabs her   
   th same way she grabbed me   
      
   five yrs babe   
      
   +++   
      
   u can do it   
      
   +++   
      
   we failed but   
      
   our magic curses have proved t be   
   exceedingly deadly   
      
   funny   
      
   usama bin laden is my   
      
      
      
   instrument   
      
   +++   
      
   our house is falling down   
      
   it's got that same   
      
   blood money in it   
      
   +++   
      
   it's umm   
      
   time to stop worryin about   
      
      
      
   humanity at large and   
      
      
   we got problems at home   
      
   +++   
      
   i can maybe never   
   put away my psychic blog forever   
      
   +++   
   ?   
   'track 4'   
   +++   
      
   but it's intruded into our home lfie   
      
   one too many times   
      
   +++   
      
      
   last xmas i   
      
   told my brother i wanted a divorce   
      
      
   on december 23   
      
      
   led by th magic   
      
   mad tranny bitch   
      
      
   and th guy next door   
      
   left this wife   
      
      
   with a premmie baby in th hospital   
      
   on december 23   
      
   +++   
      
   i proposed marriage   
   in an internet server   
      
   to nicole kidman   
      
   a yr to th   
   very day   
      
   she got married   
      
      
      
   i experienced real magic   
      
   +++   
      
   and they can never acknowledge me   
      
   too many nasty things in th record   
      
   +++   
      
   so i'm   
      
   wasting my time   
      
   +++   
   b2k   
   'bump bump bump'   
   +++   
      
   i retire with   
   273000 confirmed psychic kills   
      
   and robbie walked thru th door   
   to talk about it all   
      
   +++   
      
   five yrs man   
   a real psychic religion   
      
   and every one of em   
      
      
   went and sat on their couch   
      
   cant do this in oz   
      
   +++   
      
   robbie said   
      
   go and get th dutch passport   
      
      
   maybe ya should go into exile   
      
   +++   
      
   either way   
      
      
   we're outta here for a while   
      
      
      
   it's been a pleasure   
      
      
   writing th stoners bible   
      
   my book of it   
      
      
   and sharing it with u   
      
      
   but apparently   
      
   nobody here needs me   
      
      
   +++   
      
      
   thank u kuta   
   it;s been a most interesting experience   
      
      
   here endeth th lesson   
      
   .   
   .   
   .   
      
   pirate jenny   
   "black"   
   'the land surfer"   
   +++   
   p.s.   
      
   tenacious d   
   'karate'   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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