From: oldwifetale@yahoo.com   
      
   Go to Facebook or Twitter!   
   Look for abbreviated one-liners!!!   
   (wtf smh bruh)   
   Make hundreds of friends!   
   (or thousands!)   
   Post hundreds of selfies!   
   (or thousands!)   
   Share witty quotations!   
   Follow, and be followed!   
   Like, and get liked!   
      
   Create your own exclusive groups where everyone knows your name (and face),   
   and everyone agrees with everything you say, or else they don't say shit.   
      
   On Facebook, you can dump a "friend" with just one click!   
      
   "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." No wait. The enemy of my enemy is a   
   friend to my other enemy who's the enemy of my friend who's a friend of a   
   friend... crap, start over, i'm getting confused.   
      
   Yeah, FB and Twitter have their benefits and their usefulness, but they'll   
   never be as perfect as unmoderated usenet *was* for diversity of opinion and   
   perspective.   
      
   "just sayin'"   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)