Christopher Columbus's PowerPoint of Evil   
      
   Brian Vallie   
      
      
      
   10/13/14   
      
      
      
      
      
      
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   After a very long trip, we've finally made it to your shores, we bring with us   
   greed, corruption and disease by the spores.   
      
   We'll conceive Manifest Destiny for ourselves so strategically, it doesn't   
   have a place for you though, and will end for you tragically.   
      
   You taught us to eat and survive when our lives were at stake, when we gain   
   your trust we'll repay you with a smallpox outbreak.   
      
   When winter comes and your elders and children are cold, we'll give them nice   
   fuzzy blankets to hold.   
      
   Gifts straight from the heart that are soft as a fox, did I mention they're   
   knowingly infected with pox?   
      
   The smaller your numbers the more land we can claim, its nothing personal its   
   just the name of the game.   
      
   Claiming good land and attempting to build wealth, is a right only for white   
   settlers capable in health.   
      
   Your land is reserved and you cannot leave the space, we'll use force to make   
   you stay so you all know your place.   
      
   As your wardens we'll make you dependent on what we give you, we will not let   
   you hunt and our rations will feed few.   
      
   You see its a system of dependence that we want to create, through future   
   generations to be all bound by fate.   
      
   A fate we've created to always keep you dependent, on the promises and lies of   
   a deceitful government.   
      
   You'll go from a proud nation that in every way was thriving, to living in   
   third world poverty and barely surviving.   
      
   We'll take away your beliefs and forbid your spirituality, our religious   
   propaganda will take the form of Christianity.   
      
   To conquer you fully we must not only have your land, but you must take our   
   beliefs and accept our God’s hand.   
      
   The Black Hills is one of your most spiritual places, so well taint it with   
   our big ugly ass faces. When Mount Rushmore is built it will serve as a symbol   
   that your hand of spirituality is now under our thimble.   
      
   This spiritual conquest is done when you all worship Christ, so we'll leave it   
   up to your people to continue the heist.   
      
   We'll build churches on reservations complete with a bell, so tell all your   
   non- believers they'll surely burn in hell.   
      
   Now lets have our great feast and kindly break bread, and since you don't   
   speak English yet forget everything I said.   
      
   For our sinister plans don't benefit you at all, and I await the day when your   
   Great Nations fall.   
      
   Sincerely,
   
      
   Christopher Columbus   
      
   Brian Vallie (Crow/Chippewa Cree), wishes to live in a world free of hipster   
   headdresses and oppressive red tape towards Natives. He resides in Los   
   Angeles, currently writing his first novel, Born Again Heathen, a dark comedy.   
   When he's not writing you    
   can find him playing "zombie" with his 5-year-old son James, zoning out,   
   exercising, or traipsing around Los Angeles with his high school sweetheart,   
   Janae.   
      
      
   Read more at http://indiancountrytodaymedianetwork.com/2014/10/1   
   /christopher-columbuss-powerpoint-evil   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)