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   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   On Apr 25, 2019, David Dalton wrote   
   (in article<0001HW.227155BB0D65D16670000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):   
      
   > On Apr 24, 2019, David Dalton wrote   
   > (in article<0001HW.2270378D0D22BE1470000867A2CF@news.eternal-september.org>):   
   >   
   > > Tonight I divined by perineum click divination that I will not   
   > > get the following:   
   > >   
   > > 1. funnel   
   > > 2. Sarah stuff   
   > > 3. popthroughs   
   > > 4. healing circle prescriptions   
   > > 5. global species balance   
   > > 6. sudden magickal evolution   
   > >   
   > > but that the assisted shaktipat would occur, and supposedly it   
   > > has occurred, and the recipients now have all of my special   
   > > abilities plus any they had which I do not have, plus   
   > > matchmaking ability which I did have but currently do not   
   > > have, though perhaps it will return to me.   
   >   
   > It did not occur yet, I think since I forget to check to see   
   > if my list of recipients was still OK.   
      
   This morning wu dao posted to alt.philosophy.taoism saying that   
   he had not received a perineum click, and this afternoon I   
   divined by perineum click divination that the assisted shaktipat   
   had not occurred yet but that it was accepted by ALL with   
   further modifications to the list of recipients which I will insert   
   below.   
      
   > > Through the assisted shaktipat   
   > > probably over a million recipients have gotten all of my special abilities.   
   >   
   > and all of my special connections   
   >   
   > > First ALL ordained (or updated the ordination of if it has already   
   > > ordained some) some in ghominid, gnonhominidsimian, gcross   
   > > if any, galien if any, and gcetacean, where the prefix g means   
   > > in my global region, and cross means a cross between alien and hominid.   
   > > Those so ordained are a subset of the assisted shaktipat recipients.   
   > > By assisted I mean assisted by ALL. Probably Jesus’s apostles   
   > > and maybe others at the time received assisted shaktipat from   
   > > Jesus, and I think that Jesus may have had a healing siddhi (paranormal   
   > > power) whereas last month I had a matchmaking siddhi. That   
   > > faded by the March full moon but perhaps it will return, and   
   > > the assisted shaktipat recipients have gotten it even if it doesn’t   
   > > return to me.   
   > >   
   > > Here is a detailed list of assisted shaktipat recipients, edited from a   
   past   
   > > newsgroup post:   
   > >   
   > > 1. those ordained by ALL, other than me if I am so ordained   
      
   This is still OK.   
      
   > > 2. those ordained by human(s) to bishop level (or above) or equivalent (the   
   > > lowest level that can ordain to levels below him or her) and women at   
   priest   
   > > level (or equivalent) in religions that do not ordain women to bishop level   
   > > or equivalent, and women at deacon and Mother Superior levels (or   
   > > equivalent)   
   > > in religions that do not ordain women to priest level or equivalent   
   >   
   > Also cetaceans ordained to priest level or above by cetacean(s) and   
   > nonhominidsimians ordained to priest level or above by   
   > nonhominidsimian(s) if those exist (I suspect they do for   
   > cetaceans at least).   
      
   This is still OK. I considered adding priest level for   
   small religions but that was rejected by ALL, but many   
   in that category are included in category 1 above.   
      
   > > 3. those who think they are major religious figures and are so thought by   
   at   
   > > least 210 others (some who don’t meet that number may be included in   
   > > category 1 above)   
   >   
   > I have to increase that number to 600.   
      
   I have to increase that number to 1000.   
      
   > > 4. those who do not think they are major religious figures but are thought   
   > > to   
   > > be by at least 1700 others   
   >   
   > I have to increase that number to 4000.   
      
   I have to increase that number to 20,000   
      
   > > 5. those who have received at least 4055 words of my writing and/or   
   speaking   
   >   
   > I have to increase that to 7000 words.   
      
   I have to increase that to 10,000 words.   
      
   > > 6. some atheists: best-selling authors, university presidents, university   
   > > vice-presidents, university deans, university heads of departments, country   
   > > leaders and vice/deputy leaders, federal cabinet members, state/province   
   > > leaders, mayors of cities of more than a million, those with doctorates in   
   > > philosophy, religious studies/theology, mythology, or folklore   
   >   
   > make that non-religious, not just atheists   
      
   This is OK.   
      
   > > 7. some of my close relatives, some people who have influenced me greatly,   
   > > the current Secretary General of the UN, and some women I am greatly   
   > > attracted to   
      
   I cannot include my close relatives except the one who has   
   influenced me greatly.   
      
   > > 8. those now on the International Space Station   
      
   I expand that to any living humans who are in space   
   or who have ever been in space.   
      
   > > The above numbers are for ghominid, gcross if any, and galien if any.   
   > > Equivalent numbers for gcetacean are 1/10 of the above numbers, and   
      
   Make that 1/20.   
      
   > > equivalent numbers for gnonhominidsimian are 1/20 of the above numbers, and   
      
   Make that 1/50.   
      
   > > it is doubtful that any in those categories have been relayed any of my   
   > > words   
   > > yet, though that may be possible through telepathy if that exists.   
   > > Also I may have included some gcetacean and gnonhominidsimian   
   > > political leaders; I will have to check my old notebooks for that   
   > > eventually.   
      
   I am sure I included some gcetacean political leaders (pod or even   
   superpod leaders) but I don’t remember the number of followers   
   required, so I will set it now at 50, and the equivalent number   
   for nonhominidsimian ar 25.   
      
   Also I did include Reiki Masters, Qi Gong Masters, and   
   martial arts Masters, and now add to that yoga teachers   
   (some of whom are known as gurus) who train other yoga   
   teachers and therapeutic touch practitioners who train other   
   therapeutic touch practitioners. I also add exorcists.   
      
   And in major religious figures in the above list I included avatar,   
   avatar type, buddha, buddha type, christ, christ type,   
   messiah, messiah type, guru, major druid, major shaman,   
   major medicine person, major witch and maybe other   
   terms I have forgotten. Also the person considering   
   them to be major religious figures have to consider   
   them to be major religious figures with respect to   
   that person. Also any actual living avatar types and   
   devi types (perhaps cetacean) other than me and   
   Sarah McLachlan would be included even if they don’t   
   meet the numbers, but I think I am probably the only   
   living avatar type.   
      
   I will follow up again once the assisted shaktipat has   
   supposedly occurred, and if this attempt fails I will   
   give up on it until I am out of the low years, which might   
   not be for another couple of years.   
      
   --   
   David Dalton dalton@nfld.com http://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page)   
      
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