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   From: NOT-SURE@idiocracy.gov   
      
   On 12/2/19 9:11 AM, Malcolm McMahon wrote:   
   > Ted wrote:   
   >> During this Thanksgiving weekend, we should all take the time to pay   
   >> our respects to the First Americans.   
      
   Weren't the first Americans the NATIVE AMERICANS.... they've been here   
   since the beginning. And why worry about who they were, more than they   
   were also our ancestors. As we learned from Elizabeth Warren's dance of   
   inexactitude with her lineage.... Many Americans have some NATIVE   
   AMERICAN DNA. And so maybe the most recent first generation immigrants   
   from outside this continent are devoid of the Native American links....   
   but many that have been here have a little NATIVE AMERICAN blood.   
      
   >> They landed at Plymouth Rock in   
   >> 1620 and began the process of making America great (as Trump will do   
   >> again).   
      
   I believe the Constitution said to form a "more perfect" union.   
      
   >> They were good Christians who taught the starving Indians how   
   >> to plant corn (which the Pilgrims called "maiz")   
      
   As it turns out corn is good for fattening pigs.   
      
   >> and hunt wild   
   >> turkey, thus saving their lives.   
      
   Because te NATIVE AMERICANS had guns...   
      
   >> The Indians were so grateful that   
   >> they sold the Pilgrims the island of Manhattan for $24.   
      
   Equal RIGHTS, you have to sell to anyone who wants to buy regardless of   
   skin color, it's teh LIBERAL thing to do.   
      
      
   >> And the rest is history.   
   >   
      
   Revised such as it is....   
      
   > I enjoyed the Wednesday Adams version.   
      
      
   And yet the truth is what it is.   
      
      
   What we see most often are the... *Fractured Fairy Tales*   
      
   Thanks was given to God by all wasn't it?   
      
   The Native Americans had their Gods and the Pilgrims theirs.   
      
   A good harvest is shared and a bad harvest is fought over...   
      
   And aside from wars which Americans also fought white against white to   
   the tune of 600,000 dead, we get along surprisingly well. Here's to   
   hoping we can get along even better, but Democrats have their heart set   
   on exploiting the differences rather than enjoying the good times we all   
   have in common.   
      
      
   --   
   That's Karma   
      
      
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXA--dj2-CY   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   
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