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   David Dalton to All   
   another type of sexual shielding spell   
   24 Oct 23 05:33:18   
   
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   XPost: alt.music.alternative.female, alt.gossip.celebrities, alt   
   homosexual.lesbian   
   XPost: alt.bisexual, soc.bi   
   From: dalton@nfld.com   
      
   I just spent a half hour typing an earlier draft of this post and   
   then my iMac beachballed and I had to reboot, and lost the   
   post, but I will try to reconstruct it.   
      
   Old material:   
      
   I have pierced three sexual shielding spells put up by some bifs   
   (women attracted to both genders) which had the effect of   
   allowing attention from incompatible gays and partially compatible   
   (less than optimally compatible, and less likely to stick, and   
   less likely to be faithful) bims (men attracted to both genders)   
   and straight-type-1 men, while blocking attention from optimally   
   compatible straight-type-2 men (including me), lesbians, and   
   other bifs. After I pierced them I funnelled them to be adjusted   
   by Goddess to something better, and the adjustments have   
   occurred, and they now have the opposite effect. So if   
   such a bif wants to maintain a partially compatible relationship   
   she will have to cancel the spell (and even then, if she is   
   an a.s.r., a.s.r. no longer have partial compatibility).   
      
   Some bifs with at least one such spell up were or are Ella   
   Fitzgerald, Whitney Houston (who thus got Bobby Brown   
   instead of Kevin Costner), Kelly McMichael, Toni-Marie   
   Wiseman, Shania Twain, Avril Lavigne, Colleen Eccleston,   
   Rihanna, Sheryl Crow, Lady Gaga (all three spells),   
   Kim Kardashian, Sarah Harmer, Billie Eilish, Michelle Pfeiffer,   
   and the woman in the doggy style picture outside The Cotton Club   
   (strip club, not jazz bar) here in St. John’s.   
      
   New material:   
      
   Recently I noted that Natalie Noseworthy (who I think is a   
   witch) appeared lesbian to me in her gig poster, which   
   is also in Facebook event posts, when in another picture   
   and from memory I was sure she was bif. So I   
   intuited that she had a spell up projecting herself   
   as lesbian to compatible men in that picture and at   
   the gig (which I will attend soon). I funnelled it and   
   it has now been adjusted to project lesbian to bims   
   and straight-type-1 men but bif to straight-type-2 men.   
   (And again note that if she becomes locked with   
   a straight-type-2 man, such as Ilia Nicoll’s bass player   
   the night of March 8, 2019 at The Black Sheep on Water,   
   she will no longer be attractive to other straight-type-2 men.)   
      
   And years ago I noted attraction to CBC TV news people   
   Adrian Arseneau, Susan Ormiston, and Rosemary Barton,   
   but hadn’t recently, but now do again, so I think they   
   have that spell up too, at least on TV.   
      
   If a straight-type-1 woman has such a spell up, after   
   funnel adjustment she would be projecting lesbian   
   to bims but straight-type-1-F to straight-type-1 men,   
   and if she becomes locked with a straight-type-1-M   
   she will no longer be attractive to other straight-type-1 men.   
      
   Also note that recently some partially compatible relationships   
   and even some incompatible relationships have become   
   optimally sexually compatible. Ask me if you want me   
   to list the criteria for such a change again. A test would   
   be electric, warming, compatible touch, and improved   
   up close orgasms for both.   
      
   Ia anybody reading? If not maybe some will later.   
      
   --   
   https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page)   
   "But you come around in your time; Speaking of fabulous places,   
   create an oasis; Dries up as soon as you're gone; You leave me   
   here burning in this desert without you" (Sarah McLachlan)   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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