From: gunilla.fagerholm@_NO_JUNK_telia.com   
      
   On 21 Jul 2006 11:26:54 -0700, "jill"  wrote:   
      
   >squatters: Here's on to cheer up Gunilla and Kurt   
   >   
   >A farmer was in town one day and was telling the butcher that he had a   
   >pack of dogs living under his front porch and didn't know how to get   
   >rid of them.   
   >The butcher told him to buy five pounds of lutefisk and throw under the   
   >porch.   
   >So he bought some before he went home and that night he threw it under   
   >the porch.   
   >The next time he was in town  the butcher asked him if he got rid of   
   >the dogs. The farmer told him he got up the next morning and looked and   
   >the dogs were gone, and a couple of days later he wanted to make sure   
   >they were gone so he looked under the porch and sure enough the dogs   
   >were gone but two Norwegian families had moved in.   
   >jill   
      
   Thanks a lot. LOL. Feeling much better now.   
   Wonder what would have happened if they had used surstromming   
   (fermented herring) instead?   
   Gunilla   
   >   
   >Kurt wrote:   
   >> jill, don't talk like that. Don't you know what 'buying the farm is'?   
   >> Kurt   
   >> PS remember when Swen and Ole (correct spelling) went fishing. They used   
   >> dynomite.   
   >> got lots of fish.   
   >> When the game warden came and tried to stop them they handed him a lit stick   
   >> of dynomite and said, 'You fish for a 'vile.   
   >> "jill"  wrote in message   
   >> news:1153504699.131907.28330@s13g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...   
   >> > see how they are! I suppose next thing you know Kurt is going to buy my   
   >> > farm. Time to pull out the Norwegian joke book Irene.   
   >> > jill   
   >> > Irene Andersson wrote:   
   >> >> On Thu, 20 Jul 2006 14:52:41 -0500, "Kurt"    
   >> >> wrote:   
   >> >>   
   >> >>   
   >> >> >PS we had a severe shortage of concrete septic tanks some years ago here   
   >> >> >in   
   >> >> >the states. Seems they were all exported to Norway and were lined up on   
   >> >> >the   
   >> >> >border for a planned 'tank invasion' of Sweden.   
   >> >>   
   >> >> LOL..   
   >> >> The fact is, the richer norwegians are invading Sweden, buying land,   
   >> >> houses, factories and companies, and we don't mind at all. Many of us   
   >> >> would rather belong to Norway than be a part of the European Union..   
   >> >>   
   >> >> Irene Andersson   
      
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