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   gwtc to xenu2006@gmail.com   
   Re: How to create language pack?   
   23 Sep 06 23:22:37   
   
   From: TheNewGWTC@4iVWMRLYahp.U7yjsIFfetn   
      
   xenu2006@gmail.com wrote:   
   > Hi,   
   >   
   > I have one question   
   >   
   > 1) How to create language pack to Netscape 8.1?   
   >   
   the best place is to ask in the Net 8 newsgroup:   
   snews://secnews.netscape.com:563/netscape.netscape8.windows   
      
   there might be one already made for the language you want.   
      
   --   
   An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman   
   won't hire him until he passes a little math test.  "Here's your first   
   question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the   
   number 9."  "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy." And he   
   proceeds to draw three trees.  "What's this?" the boss asks.  "Ave you   
   got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Italian.   
   "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the   
   same rules, but this time the number is 99."  The Italian stares into   
   space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn   
   and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go."  The boss scratches his   
   head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"  "Each   
   of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and   
   dirty tree. Dat is 99."  "All right, last question. Same rules again,   
   but represent the number 100."  The Italian man stares into space some   
   more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at   
   the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred."  The boss   
   looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a   
   hundred!" . . . You're going to love this one!!!  But unfortunately,   
   its to be continued.  You're going to have to wait till tomorrow for   
   the punch line!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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