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|    Re: How to create language pack?    |
|    23 Sep 06 23:22:37    |
      From: TheNewGWTC@4iVWMRLYahp.U7yjsIFfetn              xenu2006@gmail.com wrote:       > Hi,       >       > I have one question       >       > 1) How to create language pack to Netscape 8.1?       >       the best place is to ask in the Net 8 newsgroup:       snews://secnews.netscape.com:563/netscape.netscape8.windows              there might be one already made for the language you want.              --       An recent Italian immigrant to New York wanted a job, but the foreman       won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first       question," the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the       number 9." "Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy." And he       proceeds to draw three trees. "What's this?" the boss asks. "Ave you       got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Italian.       "Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the       same rules, but this time the number is 99." The Italian stares into       space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn       and makes a smudge on each tree. "Ere you go." The boss scratches his       head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?" "Each       of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and       dirty tree. Dat is 99." "All right, last question. Same rules again,       but represent the number 100." The Italian man stares into space some       more, then he picks up the picture again and makes a little mark at       the base of each tree and says, "Ere you go. One hundred." The boss       looks at the attempt. "You must be nuts if you think that represents a       hundred!" . . . You're going to love this one!!! But unfortunately,       its to be continued. You're going to have to wait till tomorrow for       the punch line!              --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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