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|    Louis Epstein to All    |
|    Do They Cut Him in Two??    |
|    21 Apr 25 18:50:50    |
      From: le@lekno.ws              As we prepare for the choice of the next Pope,       we are faced this time with not one but two classic       examples of "didn't think it through",one of which       can be easily set aside (as it was last time) but       the new one is rather more difficult to square       with its implications.              Pope Benedict set up a situation where after 33       ballots of no one getting two thirds of the votes       the cardinals are thereafter required to vote on       only the top two vote-getters until one DOES get       two thirds of the votes,which would be a problem       if those two were both inalterably opposed by at       least a third of the electors,but no conclave has       gone through that many ballots in a very long time.              Pope Francis,however,when the position of Vice-Camerlengo       of the Holy Roman Church fell open in 2020,chose to       appoint the current Secretary of the College of Cardinals,       Archbishop Ilson de Jesus Montanari.              He has continued to hold both jobs since.              Now,the Secretary of the College of Cardinals,who is       not a member of it,does the recordkeeping and vote-counting       and must be INSIDE the conclave throughout (there is a       tradition that he is then made a Cardinal and given a       higher job by the man whose election he certifies but       this is not invariable).              The Vice-Camerlengo,on the other hand,is the man who       turns the OUTSIDE key locking the Cardinals into the       conclave,while the Cardinal Camerlengo turns the INSIDE       key...and he then runs the Apostolic Camera for the       period of the conclave while the Camerlengo himself       is locked away inside.              I do not believe that Archbishop Montanari has the       super-power of being in two places at once while       obliged by each of the jobs he is doing to not be       in the other place,though with the Christian shtick       of Jesus being "100% God and 100% Man and don't       tell me I can't have 200%!" I suppose they'll think       of something.(I don't suppose the chapel door is       designed to be closed on someone cutting him in       half and then he couldn't use the key anyway).              -=-=-       The World Trade Center towers MUST rise again,       at least as tall as before...or terror has triumphed.              --- SoupGate-DOS v1.05        * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)    |
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