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   Louis Epstein to Louis Epstein   
   Re: Celebrities who died younger than yo   
   15 Dec 25 21:40:16   
   
   From: le@lekno.ws   
      
   Louis Epstein  wrote:   
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   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Louis Epstein  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Louis Epstein  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Louis Epstein  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> David Carson  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Sat, 1 Feb 2025 04:10:26 -0000 (UTC), Louis Epstein   
      
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>David Carson  wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 30 Jan 2025 22:03:28 -0000 (UTC), Louis Epstein   
      
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> wrote:   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>tomorrow I overtake a tie,Joel   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Siegel and Richard Boone,which will presumably lead to   
   one of them   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>being listed as died at my age while the other remains on   
   the older   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>list   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I'm pretty sure it's going to show that both of them died   
   at your age,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> since they both did.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So it did,but I remember a tie being processed differently   
   before   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>(one left the visible list and the other did not).   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That was probably in the younger-than and older-than   
   sections, which are   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> set to return ten records, no more and no less. The old-as   
   section returns   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> however many matches there are, which is zero on most days.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>So Slim Pickens and Shari Lewis (who died at ages about a   
   month apart)   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>both arrived on the older-than list,and Dick York and Donna   
   Summer   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>will both leave the younger-than list tomorrow.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> In the meantime,without aid of Sherpa or piton,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to climb toward the lifespan of Pat Summitt.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I have not attained the summit of longevity,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> but I HAVE surpassed the longevity of Summitt.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I was surprised to see Lee Marvin still on the younger-than   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> list as I thought he was the next to be dropped (I was tied   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> with him the first time I tried this feature)...has someone   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> just disappeared from the database,by 50-year rule or   
   otherwise?   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>> Looking back on this thread and on the current display,   
   >>>>>>>>> I realize that Boone is absent with Siegel no longer in a tie.   
   >>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sorrell Booke is next for me to overtake,while Cheryl Holdridge   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> appears in the distance.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> As I page past Booke Floyd Cramer becomes next to pass,while   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Slobodan Milosevic comes into view behind Holdridge.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> The fifty-year guillotine has complicated things...I have   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> now drawn alongside Cramer,but rather than Lee Marvin,who   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> I was tied with when I first used this page,disappearing   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> from the younger-thans,the even younger Dick York has made   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> a return appearance,while both Herbert "Tiny Tim" Khaury   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> and Waylon Jennings are in the distance behind Milosevic.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> As York's fellow Darren Dick Sargent has become the next   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> for me to pass,perhaps the site is just bewitched,but   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>> I am not sure just who disappeared.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> Having just passed Sargent and drawn alongside Ken Lay,   
   >>>>   
   >>>> They are now the furthest behind of the list I have surpassed.   
   >>   
   >> Lay is next to vanish now.   
   >>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> I must next face the (Lorenzo) Music;   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> Johnny Paycheck appears in the distance past Jennings,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>> and beyond him that rascal George (Spanky) McFarland.   
   >>>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>> Having outlasted Music's last note,I next need to solve   
   >>>>>>>>>>> the (Nelson) Riddle;   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> Having done so,I am in line to shortly pass Sammy Davis Jr....   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> I have now tied him...   
   >>>>>>>> Shari Lewis is next...   
   >>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>> Now I am between Lewis and Holdridge...   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>> ...now I have passed Holdridge and Milosevic.   
   >>>>>> Cramer and Booke are the next to disappear behind me,   
   >>>>>> H "TT" K is next to overtake,   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Now overtaken...   
   >>>>> Jennings is next...   
   >>>>   
   >>>> With him gone,next comes Johnny Paycheck...   
   >>>   
   >>> I have reached the age at which he cashed in...   
   >>>   
   >>>>>> and...   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>> beyond McFarland   
   >>>   
   >>> I have a week before I spank his lifespan...   
   >>   
   >> I have reached McFarland's age.   
   >>   
   >>>>>>>>>>> lies Selma Diamond,   
   >>   
   >> Ten days to go.   
   >   
   > I have now passed Diamond-level longevity...   
   >   
   >>>>>>>>>>> and I see that unlike   
   >>>>>>>>>>> the two Bewitched Darren Dicks,the database does NOT also   
   >>>>>>>>>>> include the other gravelly-voiced female Night Court   
   >>>>>>>>>>> bailiff,Florence Halop,who I passed in the past year.   
   >>>>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>> Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis comes into view behind Diamond.   
   >   
   > ...and is thus now next to catch...   
   >   
   >>>>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>> Wilson Pickett appears behind her.   
   >>>>>>>   
      
   I have now passed both of them.   
   Everyone who died younger than Lewis has vanished   
   behind me.   
      
   >>>>>>> ...beyond Pickett lies Caroline McWilliams.   
   >>>>>>   
      
   Three days to go...   
      
   >>>>>> ...behind her lie Bobby Fischer and Malcolm Young.   
   >>>>>   
   >>>>> Lee Van Cleef appears behind Young.   
   >>>>   
   >>>> ...Donna Reed is next beyond Van Cleef.   
   >>>   
   >>> beyond her Flip Wilson appears in the distance.   
   >>   
   >> beyond Wilson is Richard Pryor.   
   >   
   > past him is Quinn Martin.   
      
   followed by Victor Sen Yung and Gene Pitney.   
      
   >>>>>> I will actually become a better chessplayer than Bobby Fischer was at   
   my age   
   >>>>>> for the first time since I was a small child (I learned the rules   
   slightly   
   >>>>>> younger than he did).   
   >>>>>>   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> -=-=-   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The World Trade Center towers MUST rise again,   
   >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> at least as tall as before...or terror has triumphed.   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
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