From: apratt@dbs.com   
      
   Do you record your farts? Interested in sharing? I figure that's what   
   this ng is all about, right? I been recording my farts since I was a   
   kid, using a small dictaphone tape recorder of my dads but now I use an   
   old iPod with a microphone and I can digitally clean them up or apply   
   special effects on my Mac. I even thought about setting up something   
   like a 'fart of the day' podcast. I've got a little over 250 recorded   
   now - from wet ones with plops that I've made in the toilet (a very   
   special technique - let me know if you're interested) to short   
   explosions to long, drawn out ones that seem like they're never gonna   
   end. I love anything and everything about farts and I love hearing my   
   tiny little 5'2", 96 lb. wife let rip a long nasty one that lingers   
   through the night after we've been out to one of the "real" Mexican   
   restaurants here in town.   
      
   Anyway I'll post some farts and hope you'll post some, too. If you need   
   the audio cleaned up or enhanced (one of the hardest to catch and get   
   in high digital quality is a quick 'toot' type - but I've scripted a   
   system that works great) you can upload hear and I'll do the work for   
   you. I've looked for CDs of nothing but farts and I'm sure that the   
   sound effects guys in Hollywood have a monster collection of high   
   quality farts but I like to think that my collection might one day be   
   worth selling. I've also collected farts from movies for personal use -   
   NOT something I'd resale! and I used the 'out of order toilet' scene   
   from Dumb and Dumber for a video I made when my little brother was   
   ordained as a priest last year - I used a ton  recorded farts and made   
   DVDs for all the guys ordained that day and pretty soon everybody -   
   even the archbishop! - wanted a copy.   
      
   I'm so happy to see a fart group. I won't upload anything because a)   
   this isn't a binaries group and b) I'm having breakfast with the little   
   woman  right now (a great little cafe where we come a lot because they   
   have WiFi.   
      
   But I love fart stories, jokes, anything and if whoever moderates this   
   group will allow it, I'll upload some great sounds.   
      
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   a.p.   
      
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