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   Message 759 of 1,275   
   The Grey Wolfe to All   
   Top Ten Signs you've been watching to mu   
   12 Apr 05 09:02:15   
   
   From: TheGreyWolfe@webtv.net   
      
   10.You walk in to work on Monday morning and yell out in a loud whiskey   
   soaked voice" I hope all you Mother F**king C**k Suckers had a nice   
   F**king Weekend!   
      
   9.You've started to pan for gold in the neighbors Goldfish Pond!   
      
   8. You walk into Starbucks and Ask for a Whiskey and $50's credit at the   
   Poker table!   
      
   7.You seriously consider stabbing the guy who lives across the street   
   and feeding him to the pigs after he runs over your trash cans with his   
   SUV!   
      
   6.You've started raising pigs in the backyard!!!   
      
   5.Your convinced the guy in next cubicle at work "Intends you harm"!   
      
   4.You kick the S**T out of your secretary and accuse her or stealing   
   your Poke!   
      
   3.You casually mention to your Boss that for a Ball of Dope you can get   
   him all dirt on your fellow employees he could ever want!   
      
   2.You can't understand why they called the Police at the Wal-Mart after   
   you told the guy at the Gun Counter "you needed a box of f**king .44   
   Metallic Cartridges, as you have some C**k Suckers to take care of"!   
      
   And the #1 Sign that you've been watching to much of the HBO series   
   Deadwood..........   
      
   To Many Dead Squareheads in your Living Room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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