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   Ralph Waldo Emerson Winchester, III to vinny   
   Re: OK, Tech Geniuses (and AHM)   
   12 Dec 05 02:41:15   
   
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   From: KILLFILEjasonzc@yahoo.com   
      
   "vinny"  wrote in   
   news:439cdf7e$0$54487$892e7fe2@authen.yellow.readfreenews.net:   
      
      
   >> >  Damn dood, maybe your wife is on the damn phone after 5pm.   
   >>   
   >> Yes, Vinny. That's a perfectly reasonable explanation.   
   >   
   > It is actually, unless your not married or gay.   
      
   Does it not happen with phones held by gay people? Live-in lovers?   
      
   Grandmothers?   
      
      
   > I had dsl, and the wife bought this new phone. Whenever she was on it   
   > my access went to shi*. Filter or no filter.   
   >  She eventually dropped the phone smashing it into pieces, and my   
   >  problem   
   > went away that day.   
      
   If only there was some way to tell if my wife, three feet away in the   
   same room, was on the phone...   
      
   I'll work on this. Good idea!   
      
   I don't know why I related it to a specific time of the day.   
      
      
   >> > Or maybe   
   >> >  you   
   >> > need road runner, pulling 600k downloads these days. Thats almost   
   >> > as fast as my hardrive.   
   >>   
   >> Right. Technical problem?   
   >>   
   >> Ditch the ISP!   
   > Ditch the dsl.   
   >  Get yourself on a network man!   
      
   And what, in your mind, is a "network"?   
      
      
   >> People think I'm a snob, but it's just because I'm better than they   
   >> are.   
   >  Who is they? Those people in the mirror?   
      
   I gotta stop trolling people with my sigs.   
      
   >>   
   >> http://www.bedoper.com   
   >> http://beosnews.com/   
   >>   
   >   
   > beOS....nevermind, your connection will always suck.   
      
   How do you figure?   
      
      
   --   
   People think I'm a snob, but it's just because I'm better than they are.   
      
   http://www.bedoper.com   
   http://beosnews.com/   
      
   --- SoupGate-Win32 v1.05   
    * Origin: you cannot sedate... all the things you hate (1:229/2)   

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